Gudanov in Natter:
Lay rugs yet?
Ley ray guts?
yes lug tray?
sly tug year?
Sly true gay?
Yule try gas?
Gluey stray?
Don't need context, but line breaks help.
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Gudanov in Natter:
Lay rugs yet?
Ley ray guts?
yes lug tray?
sly tug year?
Sly true gay?
Yule try gas?
Gluey stray?
Don't need context, but line breaks help.
In Natter:
Allyson: The only thing getting me through today is a new Hoarders episode tonight.
Rick: You should save it for later.
Steph, in Natter:
I kinda want to start calling 'em BOBS now. "Man, this sweater makes my bobs look great!" "God, that sleazy dude talking to me didn't look up from my bobs the entire time!"
Allyson, in Natter:
I got to be in Entertainment Weekly without being a sock and committing pseudicide.
ita in Natter:
I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.
Erin in Natter:
If the Rapture comes, I just hope I can get some sleep.
Scrappy (re: Teppy's move): May I remind you that you left an almost monastic existance to go live in SIN?
Tommyrot: I live in sin too! I totally covet stuff and neighbors' wives and whatnot.
Vortex in Natter:
We were chat rouletting last night at the theatre and saw three masturbating men in a row. I said "we should win something, like a slot machine. One cock, two cock, three cocks! ding! ding! ding!" and my friend said "more like dong, dong, dong"
billytea rocking in Natter:
Sandwiches are assuredly one of those things that should remain hairless. ("You know, I think I prefer your hair in a bun.")
msbelle, on Oscar critiques:
It's a shame that crack has taken such a toll on entertainment writers.
and risking her status as the nicest ....