This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Sue - Feb 25, 2010 11:43:53 am PST #391 of 1328
hip deep in pie

Nothing to see here


aurelia - Feb 25, 2010 3:53:17 pm PST #392 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ita, in Natter, sums up the Buffistas:

Because we're just so damned well-adjusted? And therefore an anomaly on the InterTubes?

Totes.


Vortex - Feb 26, 2010 6:49:25 am PST #393 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Toddson, in F2F

Formal pimpage ... sounds almost like dress code for prom.


Laura - Feb 28, 2010 6:46:27 am PST #394 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

Gudanov in Natter:

Lay rugs yet?
Ley ray guts?
yes lug tray?
sly tug year?
Sly true gay?
Yule try gas?
Gluey stray?

Don't need context, but line breaks help.


Ginger - Mar 01, 2010 12:35:27 pm PST #395 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Natter:

Allyson: The only thing getting me through today is a new Hoarders episode tonight.

Rick: You should save it for later.


Cass - Mar 01, 2010 5:33:21 pm PST #396 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Steph, in Natter:

I kinda want to start calling 'em BOBS now. "Man, this sweater makes my bobs look great!" "God, that sleazy dude talking to me didn't look up from my bobs the entire time!"


Consuela - Mar 01, 2010 6:50:35 pm PST #397 of 1328
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Allyson, in Natter:

I got to be in Entertainment Weekly without being a sock and committing pseudicide.


Vortex - Mar 02, 2010 8:06:12 am PST #398 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ita in Natter:

I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.


smonster - Mar 02, 2010 3:15:46 pm PST #399 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Erin in Natter:

If the Rapture comes, I just hope I can get some sleep.


Vortex - Mar 04, 2010 11:31:33 am PST #400 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Scrappy (re: Teppy's move): May I remind you that you left an almost monastic existance to go live in SIN?

Tommyrot: I live in sin too! I totally covet stuff and neighbors' wives and whatnot.