In Natter:
Allyson: The only thing getting me through today is a new Hoarders episode tonight.
Rick: You should save it for later.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Ginger - Mar 01, 2010 12:35:27 pm PST #395 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Cass - Mar 01, 2010 5:33:21 pm PST #396 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Steph, in Natter:
I kinda want to start calling 'em BOBS now. "Man, this sweater makes my bobs look great!" "God, that sleazy dude talking to me didn't look up from my bobs the entire time!"
Consuela - Mar 01, 2010 6:50:35 pm PST #397 of 1328
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Allyson, in Natter:
I got to be in Entertainment Weekly without being a sock and committing pseudicide.
Vortex - Mar 02, 2010 8:06:12 am PST #398 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ita in Natter:
I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.
smonster - Mar 02, 2010 3:15:46 pm PST #399 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Erin in Natter:
If the Rapture comes, I just hope I can get some sleep.
Vortex - Mar 04, 2010 11:31:33 am PST #400 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Scrappy (re: Teppy's move): May I remind you that you left an almost monastic existance to go live in SIN?
Tommyrot: I live in sin too! I totally covet stuff and neighbors' wives and whatnot.
flea - Mar 05, 2010 6:50:47 am PST #401 of 1328
information libertarian
Vortex in Natter:
We were chat rouletting last night at the theatre and saw three masturbating men in a row. I said "we should win something, like a slot machine. One cock, two cock, three cocks! ding! ding! ding!" and my friend said "more like dong, dong, dong"
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2010 4:27:28 pm PST #402 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
billytea rocking in Natter:
Sandwiches are assuredly one of those things that should remain hairless. ("You know, I think I prefer your hair in a bun.")
Toddson - Mar 08, 2010 12:15:41 pm PST #403 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
msbelle, on Oscar critiques:
It's a shame that crack has taken such a toll on entertainment writers.
and risking her status as the nicest ....
Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2010 1:40:25 pm PST #404 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger:
Martin + Lewis = Sometimes funny and loved by the French
Rowan + Martin = Thumbs up
Martin + Baldwin = Thumbs down