ita: tommy, you read a site called guyism.com?
tommyrot: I forgot how I ended up there.
billytea: That's where most of their traffic comes from, people trying to navigate the internet and refusing to ask for directions.
I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
EpicTangent - Feb 17, 2010 2:54:14 pm PST #377 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Calli - Feb 19, 2010 10:05:16 am PST #378 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Erin, in Bitches, speaks for many:
What? Bitter? No, it's just th...FUCK YEAH I'M BITTER. This winter makes me wonder how more people in Scandanavian countries don't go absolutefiskly batshit and just start randomly battering things people with shoes and poles and moles and frozen otters and such. I finally fucking GET Vikings. I mean, I GET them. PILLAGE PILLAGE ARGH CABIN FEVER STUPID COLD PILLAGE BURN A MONASTERY IT'S FIRE!)
OVER. WINTER. NOW.
Beverly - Feb 19, 2010 10:08:48 am PST #379 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
A hearty exchange of seasonal comments in Bitches--
Sean:HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP, I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT REAL COLD IS LIKE.
Sorry for the asscaps.
Erin: here, have some more, Sean. We have plenty.
(What? Bitter? No, it's just th...FUCK YEAH I'M BITTER. This winter makes me wonder how more people in Scandanavian countries don't go absolutefiskly batshit and just start randomly battering things people with shoes and poles and moles and frozen otters and such. I finally fucking GET Vikings. I mean, I GET them. PILLAGE PILLAGE ARGH CABIN FEVER STUPID COLD PILLAGE BURN A MONASTERY IT'S FIRE!)
OVER. WINTER. NOW.
(and the following post)
AND I'M NOT SORRY FOR ASSCAPS.
I PILLAGE UR MONITORS!
Zenkitty with the followup:
Why is it cold in here, I wondered. Then I realized I'd opened a window and forgotten to close it. Duh. It's freezing out there, idiot. Leo the cat is sitting in the window, pining for freedom. He does not realize freedom comes with cold feet.
Also, What Erin Said.
Enough with the winter and the snow and the cold and the despair, already!
Beverly - Feb 19, 2010 10:09:45 am PST #380 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Dang, Calli beat me to it. It may be even better without the context.
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2010 9:24:00 pm PST #381 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jessica: Heeeeeeeelp. I have no food in the house and no desire to get dressed and go outside to get food. And yet, still hungry.
javachik: Jess, pancakes? French toast? Order in pizza?
Jessica: Pizza would still require me to get cash first, which brings me back to the issue of pants.
Tom Scola: There isn't a pizza place near you that takes credit cards? Domino's or something?
tommyrot: Or a "no-pants" pizza place?
Jessica: There's Papa John's, but for a 4th-floor walk up, I don't like to tip on a card.
Gudanov: Papa John's will let you pay with a card when you order on-line.
ita: I would probably still put on pants for the delivery guy.
Gudanov: From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.
ita: No pants preference?
Gudanov: I always wore pants when I delivered pizzas.
Perkins: You might have gotten more tips if you hadn't.
Pix - Feb 23, 2010 2:31:32 pm PST #382 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter (I literally nearly spit my drink out on the keyboard, for lo, am 12):
Aims: I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.
tommyrot: What was the straight line?
Aims: Tenant reports that her lock won't slide into the hole very far.
Calli - Feb 23, 2010 2:53:26 pm PST #383 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
erikaj, in Natter:
Wow...is there a world without wingnuts? Cause I'm allergic.
Cashmere - Feb 23, 2010 5:17:11 pm PST #384 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
ita, discussing spoilers in Other Media:
I think you're clear on killer squid.
Also, Rosebud is a sled, and Darth Vader is whatsisname's father.
WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 5:25:15 am PST #385 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
Sean
Flight delayed an hour because NO CREW!!!
Jessica
You should volunteer to fly the plane. Tell them you played a lot of Flight Simulator as a kid.
amych - Feb 24, 2010 11:26:14 am PST #386 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Natter:
Jesse: Wow. Someone just emailed me about a conference she's supposed to go to, because the materials say you have to make your hotel reservation by 3/1. She wasn't sure what to do. I suggested she call the hotel and make a reservation, using the information on the materials.
JZ: I was not aware that you work in my office. Why haven't we gone out on a lunch date yet?
flea: Nobody to make the reservations.