javachik in Bitches.
I truly love wrapping the blanket of Buffista holiday stories around me as I fall asleep.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Dec 25, 2009 5:05:09 am PST #334 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Beverly - Dec 26, 2009 9:59:32 pm PST #335 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Is it just me who finds this juxtaposition in Bitches funny?
WindSparrow - [snip] we paid a guy to plow our driveway today. He only charged $10 extra to tow Daniel's car out so he could get the job done. I'll be 40 next month; I'm sick of shoveling snow; and, I have neglected to provide myself with teenagers.
DCJensen - I'm not dead yet. I gave her the last two (of 6) I had.
WindSparrow - Dec 27, 2009 3:40:22 am PST #336 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Well, when you say it like that....
DCJensen - Dec 29, 2009 4:36:11 pm PST #337 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Cass, in Bitcas:
WHITEFONT THE MATHS! WHITEFONT THE MATHS!
dcp - Dec 29, 2009 5:03:37 pm PST #338 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Kate P, in GaGR 2009:
Henceforth in our household, french toast shall be known as Proposal Toast.
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2009 10:13:15 pm PST #339 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot: "Clean your cat's teeth" sounds like something God would tell you to do just to test you. Sorta' like God telling Abraham, "Kill me a son." Then He's all, "Just kidding. Now clean your cat's teeth."
libkitty - Dec 31, 2009 9:26:11 pm PST #340 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
MFNlaw talking about Buffista sprog in Goodbye and Good Riddance:
May the tiny ones be perfect angels, unless you want a devil, in which case I hope they go all Damian on Cheney's ass.
Jessica - Jan 04, 2010 5:20:54 am PST #341 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Laura offers solace in Bitches:
{{grown up Buffistas}} I got married the first time in 1973. It doesn't make you a grown up. You can still snort cocaine off hookers' asses if ya wanna.
Jessica - Jan 05, 2010 8:53:39 am PST #342 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Discipline in Bitches:
Aims: [Em] also had to deal with her Father, who went Reniassance on her ass.
Tep: ...he painted a mural on the ceiling of her bedroom?
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2010 8:57:52 am PST #343 of 1328
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You need this response from Aims:
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.