The Brilliant Teppy:
I've always thought that, when you order a Suffering Bastard, the server should bring the cook out to the table.
Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Scrappy - Dec 13, 2009 8:58:45 am PST #324 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Nilly - Dec 13, 2009 7:45:23 pm PST #325 of 1328
Swouncing
Natter:
JenP: And logging on here makes it feel that much closer to really being home. Which is funny, because I can take you anywhere (that I'd be going, anyway), but still true.
meara: But once you can log in here FROM HOME, then it must BE home. Because if you can't log in from where you're living, and you can from a hotel room, how can where you're living possibly be "home"?? :)
Makes perfect sense.
Trudy Booth - Dec 14, 2009 11:49:03 am PST #326 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
beth b: Rudeness is not necessary. Esp in an office. But then again, I keep hearing Adults say things like "Eww when presented with food they don't like instead of saying no thank you.
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Aims: Either shut up and enjoy it for what it is or just shut up.
flea - Dec 15, 2009 2:17:48 am PST #327 of 1328
information libertarian
Polter-Cow:
Buffista wordsmiths, please fill in the blank:
She put the condom on me, ______ it.
Applying? Unrolling?
Aims:
I take it you found a wife?
billytea:
Or at the very least he's pretty far advanced in the interview process.
In Bitches, obviously!
Kat - Dec 15, 2009 8:56:45 pm PST #328 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
In Natter, because Jesse gets a big giant WROD from me!
David
You hug-a-phobes have got all kinds of personal space issues.
Jesse
I prefer to think of it as having personal space.
Toddson - Dec 16, 2009 5:10:41 am PST #329 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Calli, in Bitches (honestly, where else?):
Trudy, if they're smoking during sex, they need more lube.
Cashmere - Dec 16, 2009 8:11:48 pm PST #330 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Plei in Natter:
Jesus, people. Go Galt already and stop polluting our Intertubes.
Tom Scola - Dec 17, 2009 8:26:21 am PST #331 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Music:
Fred Pete: My favorite bit of rock musician-education trivia is that Mick Jagger studied at the London School of Economics.
Corwood Industries: Which of course led to their famous lyric "but what can a poor boy do?/except analyze the deadweight loss when the supply curve modulates downward following the marginal rate of change in the futures market?"
WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2009 4:37:38 pm PST #332 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Laga, in Bitches:
D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.
Laga - Dec 24, 2009 9:23:07 am PST #333 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Stalking the wild Ryan in Bitches:
JZ - I love the Ryan stories. We don't get nearly enough of them (it's almost as if you're off spending your time actually interacting with him or something).
billytea - Actually, I've constructed a hide in his playpen so I can observe him in his natural habitat. To date, he seems to have accepted that giant stuffed pandas are just supposed to have binoculars protruding from their midriff, but I can say that the hides used for the Attenborough specials don't run such a risk of cuddles.
Miracleman - ...the wild Ryan, in its natural surroundings, is truly breathtaking to behold. Note the total confidence, the unconcerned manner in which it lolls on its bwankie. This creature is totally in command of its environment.
...Jim is now going to try to get a little closer to the Ryan. Go ahead, Jim. Jim, just go. Go! Jim is creeping closer to the Ryan. We are confident that, though the Ryan can be dangerous, Jim is entirely protected by his fwuffy teddy beaw camouflage.
That's it, Jim. That's...oh, God. Oh, GOD! JIM! Look out! Oh, Lord, it's got him! It's...oh, it's too horrible...it's SNUGGLING Jim, it's...I can't look...
...Oh, the drool! THE DROOL! OH, GOD!
We'll return to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom after these messages...