Well, when you say it like that....
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass, in Bitcas:
WHITEFONT THE MATHS! WHITEFONT THE MATHS!
Kate P, in GaGR 2009:
Henceforth in our household, french toast shall be known as Proposal Toast.
tommyrot: "Clean your cat's teeth" sounds like something God would tell you to do just to test you. Sorta' like God telling Abraham, "Kill me a son." Then He's all, "Just kidding. Now clean your cat's teeth."
MFNlaw talking about Buffista sprog in Goodbye and Good Riddance:
May the tiny ones be perfect angels, unless you want a devil, in which case I hope they go all Damian on Cheney's ass.
Laura offers solace in Bitches:
{{grown up Buffistas}} I got married the first time in 1973. It doesn't make you a grown up. You can still snort cocaine off hookers' asses if ya wanna.
Discipline in Bitches:
Aims: [Em] also had to deal with her Father, who went Reniassance on her ass.
Tep: ...he painted a mural on the ceiling of her bedroom?
You need this response from Aims:
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
'Cause JZ rools:
JZ: P-C, wow. Bless your mom's artlessly cunning heart, that could not possibly be more transparent if she'd etched it on glass, sealed it in a glass envelope and had it delivered by a flock of glass passenger pigeons.
Buffista creed, from F2F:
Suzi:
I completely love that almost anywhere we travel, there is a Buffista.
Daniel:
Wherever you go, there we are?
Or more
Then Buffistas will be all around in the dark - we'll be ever'where—wherever you look. Wherever they's a place to stay and a place to eat, We'll be there. Wherever they's a kilt wearing kind of guy, we'll be there... We'll be in the group walking around people think are mad an'—We'll be in the way people snark when watching tv and posting it online. An' when our folk raise tiaras to their heads and wear corsets and take in shows - why, we'll be there.