'Smile Time'
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Is it just me who finds this juxtaposition in Bitches funny?
WindSparrow - [snip] we paid a guy to plow our driveway today. He only charged $10 extra to tow Daniel's car out so he could get the job done. I'll be 40 next month; I'm sick of shoveling snow; and, I have neglected to provide myself with teenagers.
DCJensen - I'm not dead yet. I gave her the last two (of 6) I had.
Well, when you say it like that....
Cass, in Bitcas:
WHITEFONT THE MATHS! WHITEFONT THE MATHS!
Kate P, in GaGR 2009:
Henceforth in our household, french toast shall be known as Proposal Toast.
tommyrot: "Clean your cat's teeth" sounds like something God would tell you to do just to test you. Sorta' like God telling Abraham, "Kill me a son." Then He's all, "Just kidding. Now clean your cat's teeth."
MFNlaw talking about Buffista sprog in Goodbye and Good Riddance:
May the tiny ones be perfect angels, unless you want a devil, in which case I hope they go all Damian on Cheney's ass.
Laura offers solace in Bitches:
{{grown up Buffistas}} I got married the first time in 1973. It doesn't make you a grown up. You can still snort cocaine off hookers' asses if ya wanna.
Discipline in Bitches:
Aims: [Em] also had to deal with her Father, who went Reniassance on her ass.
Tep: ...he painted a mural on the ceiling of her bedroom?
You need this response from Aims:
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
'Cause JZ rools:
JZ: P-C, wow. Bless your mom's artlessly cunning heart, that could not possibly be more transparent if she'd etched it on glass, sealed it in a glass envelope and had it delivered by a flock of glass passenger pigeons.