Discipline in Bitches:
Aims: [Em] also had to deal with her Father, who went Reniassance on her ass.
Tep: ...he painted a mural on the ceiling of her bedroom?
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Jan 05, 2010 8:53:39 am PST #342 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2010 8:57:52 am PST #343 of 1328
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You need this response from Aims:
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2010 8:46:58 pm PST #344 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
'Cause JZ rools:
JZ: P-C, wow. Bless your mom's artlessly cunning heart, that could not possibly be more transparent if she'd etched it on glass, sealed it in a glass envelope and had it delivered by a flock of glass passenger pigeons.
Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 10:17:03 am PST #345 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Buffista creed, from F2F:
Suzi:
I completely love that almost anywhere we travel, there is a Buffista.
Daniel:
Wherever you go, there we are?
Or more
Then Buffistas will be all around in the dark - we'll be ever'where—wherever you look. Wherever they's a place to stay and a place to eat, We'll be there. Wherever they's a kilt wearing kind of guy, we'll be there... We'll be in the group walking around people think are mad an'—We'll be in the way people snark when watching tv and posting it online. An' when our folk raise tiaras to their heads and wear corsets and take in shows - why, we'll be there.
Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2010 7:06:38 am PST #346 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Bah! Beverly beat me to it!
smonster - Jan 11, 2010 10:28:45 am PST #347 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Natter -
tommyrot: IOW, Blah blah blah 9-11 blah blah sexbot.
Gudanov: That sounds like something Giuliani would say.
Toddson - Jan 12, 2010 9:08:18 am PST #348 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Jessica, in Bitches:
One of my sisters didn't read for pleasure until she was in her twenties. (Of course, she was also the only one of us with any kind of social skills, so it's possible she was just out having friends while the rest of us hid in our rooms and read. We still thought she was weird.)
dcp - Jan 12, 2010 4:58:11 pm PST #349 of 1328
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye
Aims, in Bitches:
Parenting is not for the weak. That's for damn sure.
erikaj - Jan 16, 2010 3:04:29 pm PST #350 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Victor sums up a phenomenon in Jossverse: But, show's over, so there's not much use in wondering what's next? (Except in fan fic, where inevitably the next chapter entails sex with Spike.)
Trudy Booth - Jan 18, 2010 8:02:57 am PST #351 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: Is the Hadron Collider named after a person named Hadron? Because I cannot stop reading it as the Hardon collider and am wondering if Mr. or Ms. Hadron have that problem with the name.
amych: A hadron is a kind of particle. But you're so not the first to think that (note that largehardoncollider.com is NSFW)
Sophia Brooks: That makes more sense, amych. I was thinking that in naming something with Large and Collider, they should have avoided using Mr. Hardon's name
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And because Sophia was on a roll...
ETA: I found out, after about a year of speaking is LOLcat phrases at work that NO ONE KNOW WHAT A LOLCAT WAS!!! And they must have thought I was completely crazy for saying things like "I can has copy paper?"