'Cause JZ rools:

JZ: P-C, wow. Bless your mom's artlessly cunning heart, that could not possibly be more transparent if she'd etched it on glass, sealed it in a glass envelope and had it delivered by a flock of glass passenger pigeons.

Buffista creed, from F2F:

Suzi:

I completely love that almost anywhere we travel, there is a Buffista.

Daniel:

Wherever you go, there we are?

Or more

Then Buffistas will be all around in the dark - we'll be ever'where—wherever you look. Wherever they's a place to stay and a place to eat, We'll be there. Wherever they's a kilt wearing kind of guy, we'll be there... We'll be in the group walking around people think are mad an'—We'll be in the way people snark when watching tv and posting it online. An' when our folk raise tiaras to their heads and wear corsets and take in shows - why, we'll be there.

Bah! Beverly beat me to it!

Natter -

tommyrot: IOW, Blah blah blah 9-11 blah blah sexbot.

Gudanov: That sounds like something Giuliani would say.

Jessica, in Bitches:

One of my sisters didn't read for pleasure until she was in her twenties. (Of course, she was also the only one of us with any kind of social skills, so it's possible she was just out having friends while the rest of us hid in our rooms and read. We still thought she was weird.)

Aims, in Bitches:

Parenting is not for the weak. That's for damn sure.

Victor sums up a phenomenon in Jossverse: But, show's over, so there's not much use in wondering what's next? (Except in fan fic, where inevitably the next chapter entails sex with Spike.)

Sophia Brooks: Is the Hadron Collider named after a person named Hadron? Because I cannot stop reading it as the Hardon collider and am wondering if Mr. or Ms. Hadron have that problem with the name.

amych: A hadron is a kind of particle. But you're so not the first to think that (note that largehardoncollider.com is NSFW)

Sophia Brooks: That makes more sense, amych. I was thinking that in naming something with Large and Collider, they should have avoided using Mr. Hardon's name

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And because Sophia was on a roll...

ETA: I found out, after about a year of speaking is LOLcat phrases at work that NO ONE KNOW WHAT A LOLCAT WAS!!! And they must have thought I was completely crazy for saying things like "I can has copy paper?"

Matt the Bruins Fan in Movies, on taglines:

Michael Caine: Yes, That's Me in Your Wedding Video

Zenkitty - in Cable Drama - context be damned:

But you know... man walks down the street with hair like Mary Tyler Moore, you know he ain't afraid of anything.