tommyrot: "Clean your cat's teeth" sounds like something God would tell you to do just to test you. Sorta' like God telling Abraham, "Kill me a son." Then He's all, "Just kidding. Now clean your cat's teeth."
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2009 10:13:15 pm PST #339 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
libkitty - Dec 31, 2009 9:26:11 pm PST #340 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
MFNlaw talking about Buffista sprog in Goodbye and Good Riddance:
May the tiny ones be perfect angels, unless you want a devil, in which case I hope they go all Damian on Cheney's ass.
Jessica - Jan 04, 2010 5:20:54 am PST #341 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Laura offers solace in Bitches:
{{grown up Buffistas}} I got married the first time in 1973. It doesn't make you a grown up. You can still snort cocaine off hookers' asses if ya wanna.
Jessica - Jan 05, 2010 8:53:39 am PST #342 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Discipline in Bitches:
Aims: [Em] also had to deal with her Father, who went Reniassance on her ass.
Tep: ...he painted a mural on the ceiling of her bedroom?
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2010 8:57:52 am PST #343 of 1328
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You need this response from Aims:
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2010 8:46:58 pm PST #344 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
'Cause JZ rools:
JZ: P-C, wow. Bless your mom's artlessly cunning heart, that could not possibly be more transparent if she'd etched it on glass, sealed it in a glass envelope and had it delivered by a flock of glass passenger pigeons.
Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 10:17:03 am PST #345 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Buffista creed, from F2F:
Suzi:
I completely love that almost anywhere we travel, there is a Buffista.
Daniel:
Wherever you go, there we are?
Or more
Then Buffistas will be all around in the dark - we'll be ever'where—wherever you look. Wherever they's a place to stay and a place to eat, We'll be there. Wherever they's a kilt wearing kind of guy, we'll be there... We'll be in the group walking around people think are mad an'—We'll be in the way people snark when watching tv and posting it online. An' when our folk raise tiaras to their heads and wear corsets and take in shows - why, we'll be there.
Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2010 7:06:38 am PST #346 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Bah! Beverly beat me to it!
smonster - Jan 11, 2010 10:28:45 am PST #347 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Natter -
tommyrot: IOW, Blah blah blah 9-11 blah blah sexbot.
Gudanov: That sounds like something Giuliani would say.
Toddson - Jan 12, 2010 9:08:18 am PST #348 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Jessica, in Bitches:
One of my sisters didn't read for pleasure until she was in her twenties. (Of course, she was also the only one of us with any kind of social skills, so it's possible she was just out having friends while the rest of us hid in our rooms and read. We still thought she was weird.)