Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

Host ,'Why We Fight'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2009 6:07:02 am PDT #23 of 1323
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, on the topic of small children's bad dreams, Trudy Booth sets it up:

I guess that's how the sleeping brain expresses anxiety before you've gone to High School.

Miracleman knocks it down:

...and after you've gone, the anxiety is expressed as...bad poetry and poor fashion decisions.

Toddson - Mar 11, 2009 4:03:17 am PDT #24 of 1323
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cass, discovering that the cilantro hate starts early:

Was grabbing a quick dinner tonight with P and the no-longer-baby-because-she's-nearly-three and she was happily nom nom nomming guacamole until her face just had a look of betrayal and she stuck out her tongue. With a piece of cilantro on it. It was like 1 out of ten Buffista arguments, right there. She, it seems, is nay on cilantro. I did not ask if it tasted like soap because ... well, because not laughing was the most I could really manage apart from taking the icky cilantro away.

flea - Mar 11, 2009 2:15:26 pm PDT #25 of 1323
information libertarian

Aims, in Bitches:

If people are going to insist on using troll logic, then I demand they start wearing spiky hair, dyed green or red, and have a large rhinestone in their belly for people to rub for luck. You gonna use the logic, look like a freaking troll

Laura - Mar 11, 2009 5:44:12 pm PDT #26 of 1323
Our wings are not tired.

Kristen in b'crazy, because truthiness.

Awesome. The Fiery Thread of Death will live 4EVAH!

ETA: It's been a sucktastic month. I will take my victories where I can.

WindSparrow - Mar 11, 2009 6:55:31 pm PDT #27 of 1323
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches


Why can't sweet sensible people end up with other sweet sensible people and the psychos date each other?


Hey, it can happen. Aims and I ended up together...

...and somewhere out there, there are two sweet sensible people who may have found each other as well.




Tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.


You're wrong.


Okay, now mean it.

C'mon, we've always said it's a good thing we found each other because nobody else was as uniquely suited to put up with each others' crap as we are.

He reads comics and collects toys; she reads and writes Harry Potter fic. Together, they fight crime! Very specifically weird crime.

connie neil:

Hubby and I say we married each other to spare two innocent souls the grief of living with us.

Jilli, Voice of Reason:

Every now and then, single male friends of mine will lament that they can't find nice, sane goth girls. "Like you, Jilli!" I then laugh and laugh at them, and explain that no, I'm not sane. It's just that Pete and I are well matched in crazycakes.

Liese S. - Mar 12, 2009 5:57:47 pm PDT #28 of 1323
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Gaming:


You know how the wii fit says that while working out you should visualize your ideal body?


I have no problem with this - I visualize Jared Padalecki.

Cashmere - Mar 18, 2009 11:42:41 am PDT #29 of 1323
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches:


In the Onion book Our Dumb Century, there's a fake ad for some patent medicine that has a big list of all the old-time-y diseases and conditions that it cures - stuff like TB and consumption, and what-not. But my fave thing it cures is "the screaming shits."


I think I've had those.

Pix - Mar 19, 2009 11:55:16 am PDT #30 of 1323
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I just came across this gem of Buffista parenting way back in Natter and had to COMM(A) it:

Gudanov: I found out my daughter's class is covering forces and gravity. I was trying to tell how gravity is really cool and is the warping of time and space. I also tried telling how time slows down for observers in higher gravity. She seemed really unimpressed by all this. I did tell her to stick with the class answer of 'force that attracts objects to each other' rather than 'warping of space-time' on any tests.

Strix - Mar 22, 2009 12:42:14 pm PDT #31 of 1323
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Bitches:

erikaj: But I'm part Irish-American with a tortured soul and a psycho family

Shir: Oh, I'm just Jewish. I guess that's pretty much wraps it up the same.

WindSparrow - Mar 23, 2009 9:20:52 am PDT #32 of 1323
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter:


Overheard at work:

"Oh come on. It's pretty easy to tell if something is shit or coffee."


Um... are those metaphors? ... I mean, I hope the person is not talking about some new business that serves both coffee and hot shit in a cup....


A crappuccino.

megan walker

I guess everything really does sound better in Italian.