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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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billytea - Oct 14, 2009 3:08:30 pm PDT #258 of 1331

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Miracleman in Bitches discusses the merits of a hospital birth:

I think I would have freaked the fuck out if Aims had revealed she'd been planning on having a homebirth on the day she was in labor.

"Oh, no...we're staying home."

"WE CAN'T STAY HOME! I PACKED ALL THIS SHIT! I HAVE LISTS! AND WE DON'T OWN A MACHINE THAT GOES 'PING'! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!"

Aaaand Miracleman in Gaming, mocking Colonel Tigh (Pete).

I play the one and only card I can.

...the Old Maid.

EAT IT, CYLON SCUM! EAT THE MAID!

Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2009 9:18:04 pm PDT #259 of 1331

What is even happening?

Polter-Cow: When do we open Light Boobs?

The young man's eternal quest.

Calli - Oct 16, 2009 4:59:28 pm PDT #260 of 1331

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Cashmere: Today we had a field trip to the fire station with Olivia's preschool class. When the firefighters asked the class if they knew of any hot things, Liv said, "Mercury is hot! It's the hottest planet. We don't go there because it's so hot." He blinked for a minute and said, "Yeeeaah. Does anybody else know of anything that is hot?"

Pix - Oct 16, 2009 7:46:25 pm PDT #261 of 1331

The status is NOT quo.

The inimitable Nilly in Natter:

Nilly: Why, it works! I have internet! Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the connection to the outside world that bureaucracy-and-moving-and-mess-and-mostly-bureaucracy have stolen.

Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2009 8:20:04 pm PDT #262 of 1331

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why.

JenP - Oct 17, 2009 12:58:26 pm PDT #263 of 1331

Jessica: First sonogram showed a healthy heartbeat and adorable yolk sac, so it's possible I'm having a chicken.

Frankenbuddha - Oct 17, 2009 7:30:29 pm PDT #264 of 1331

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why

Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.

Isn't she also the CformerBITW?

Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2009 10:57:42 am PDT #265 of 1331

What is even happening?

From Bitches...

Jessica: My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.

Cashmere - Oct 19, 2009 12:22:27 pm PDT #266 of 1331

Now tagless for your comfort.

erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:

Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.

Barb - Oct 19, 2009 1:13:21 pm PDT #267 of 1331

“Not dead yet!”

shrift in Natter:

I was all righteous indignation getting off the bus this morning, and then I immediately got my comeuppance when I realized that my fly was almost all the way unzipped.

Yep. That's the kind of day this has been. Monday, my nemesis.

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