Buffy ,'Beneath You'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
The inimitable Nilly in Natter:
Nilly: Why, it works! I have internet! Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the connection to the outside world that bureaucracy-and-moving-and-mess-and-mostly-bureaucracy have stolen.
Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why.
Jessica: First sonogram showed a healthy heartbeat and adorable yolk sac, so it's possible I'm having a chicken.
Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why
Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.
Isn't she also the CformerBITW?
From Bitches...
Jessica: My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.
erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:
Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.
shrift in Natter:
I was all righteous indignation getting off the bus this morning, and then I immediately got my comeuppance when I realized that my fly was almost all the way unzipped.
Yep. That's the kind of day this has been. Monday, my nemesis.
Steph in Natter, in response to the news that they're filming a sequel to Wall Street:
Greed: How's That Workin' Out For Ya?
Strega in Literary
Bekka Black's iDRACULA
Oh, tsk. What a missed opportunity.
Should have called it iTEETH.
smonster, in Natter:
Dude, 'tis ita. Caveat clicky.