The inimitable Nilly in Natter:
Nilly:
Why, it works! I have internet! Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the connection to the outside world that bureaucracy-and-moving-and-mess-and-mostly-bureaucracy have stolen.
	
 
		
		
Gudanov:
... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why. 
	
 
		
		
Jessica:
First sonogram showed a healthy heartbeat and adorable yolk sac, so it's possible I'm having a chicken.
	
 
		
		
Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why
Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.
Isn't she also the CformerBITW?
	
 
		
		
From Bitches...
Jessica:  
My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.
	
 
		
		
erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:
Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.
	
 
		
		
Steph in Natter,
in response to the news that they're filming a sequel to 
Wall Street:
Greed: How's That Workin' Out For Ya?
	
 
		
		
Strega in Literary
 Bekka Black's iDRACULA
Oh, tsk. What a missed opportunity.
Should have called it iTEETH.
	
 
		
		
smonster, in Natter:
Dude, 'tis ita. Caveat clicky.