I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 17, 2009 7:30:29 pm PDT #264 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why

Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.

Isn't she also the CformerBITW?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2009 10:57:42 am PDT #265 of 1328
What is even happening?

From Bitches...

Jessica: My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.


Cashmere - Oct 19, 2009 12:22:27 pm PDT #266 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:

Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.


Barb - Oct 19, 2009 1:13:21 pm PDT #267 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”

shrift in Natter:

I was all righteous indignation getting off the bus this morning, and then I immediately got my comeuppance when I realized that my fly was almost all the way unzipped.

Yep. That's the kind of day this has been. Monday, my nemesis.


Ginger - Oct 22, 2009 8:06:57 am PDT #268 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Steph in Natter, in response to the news that they're filming a sequel to Wall Street:

Greed: How's That Workin' Out For Ya?


-t - Oct 22, 2009 8:42:54 am PDT #269 of 1328
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Strega in Literary

Bekka Black's iDRACULA

Oh, tsk. What a missed opportunity.

Should have called it iTEETH.


dcp - Oct 22, 2009 2:05:06 pm PDT #270 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

smonster, in Natter:

Dude, 'tis ita. Caveat clicky.


DCJensen - Oct 22, 2009 6:51:38 pm PDT #271 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

Angelus got dressed because he has all the fashion sense Angel lacks, and you cannot commit proper mayhem in the altogether. That's just rampaging. You need tight pants and a swirly coat when you want to do mayhem.


Toddson - Oct 23, 2009 12:36:23 pm PDT #272 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From the delurking thread:

Jilli VoiceOfReason:

Fernet = awesome! Even if it can't be lit on fire.

Zenkitty:

Have you TRIED to light it on fire?

It tastes like it's already on fire.

Jilli VoiceOfReason:

Yes. At the SF f2f. Juliana and I decided that it was an important thing to find out.


Calli - Oct 23, 2009 12:52:35 pm PDT #273 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Natter:

Steph L. [about The Boy]: He might just have a freeze ray in the attic.

Connie Neil: With the Lindbergh baby?

Vortex: How else are you going to keep it fresh?