Cashmere: Today we had a field trip to the fire station with Olivia's preschool class. When the firefighters asked the class if they knew of any hot things, Liv said, "Mercury is hot! It's the hottest planet. We don't go there because it's so hot." He blinked for a minute and said, "Yeeeaah. Does anybody else know of anything that is hot?"

The inimitable Nilly in Natter:

Nilly: Why, it works! I have internet! Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the connection to the outside world that bureaucracy-and-moving-and-mess-and-mostly-bureaucracy have stolen.

Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why.

Jessica: First sonogram showed a healthy heartbeat and adorable yolk sac, so it's possible I'm having a chicken.

Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why

Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.

Isn't she also the CformerBITW?

From Bitches...

Jessica: My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.

erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:

Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.

shrift in Natter:

I was all righteous indignation getting off the bus this morning, and then I immediately got my comeuppance when I realized that my fly was almost all the way unzipped.

Yep. That's the kind of day this has been. Monday, my nemesis.

Steph in Natter, in response to the news that they're filming a sequel to Wall Street:

Greed: How's That Workin' Out For Ya?

Strega in Literary

Bekka Black's iDRACULA

Oh, tsk. What a missed opportunity.

Should have called it iTEETH.