Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ginger - Oct 22, 2009 8:06:57 am PDT #268 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Steph in Natter, in response to the news that they're filming a sequel to Wall Street:

Greed: How's That Workin' Out For Ya?


-t - Oct 22, 2009 8:42:54 am PDT #269 of 1328
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Strega in Literary

Bekka Black's iDRACULA

Oh, tsk. What a missed opportunity.

Should have called it iTEETH.


dcp - Oct 22, 2009 2:05:06 pm PDT #270 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

smonster, in Natter:

Dude, 'tis ita. Caveat clicky.


DCJensen - Oct 22, 2009 6:51:38 pm PDT #271 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

Angelus got dressed because he has all the fashion sense Angel lacks, and you cannot commit proper mayhem in the altogether. That's just rampaging. You need tight pants and a swirly coat when you want to do mayhem.


Toddson - Oct 23, 2009 12:36:23 pm PDT #272 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From the delurking thread:

Jilli VoiceOfReason:

Fernet = awesome! Even if it can't be lit on fire.

Zenkitty:

Have you TRIED to light it on fire?

It tastes like it's already on fire.

Jilli VoiceOfReason:

Yes. At the SF f2f. Juliana and I decided that it was an important thing to find out.


Calli - Oct 23, 2009 12:52:35 pm PDT #273 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Natter:

Steph L. [about The Boy]: He might just have a freeze ray in the attic.

Connie Neil: With the Lindbergh baby?

Vortex: How else are you going to keep it fresh?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 27, 2009 4:55:43 pm PDT #274 of 1328
What is even happening?

From Bitches...

Glamcookie: My DW is so sweet. She's gone out a couple of times with her cousin to shows while I've been PG and didn't want to go. She said he just invited her to another one (a band she really likes) and she turned him down. I told her she should go, she loves that band. Her response? "I'd just end up drinking and missing you." Aw!

amych: It's like country music, but happy-flavored!


Cashmere - Oct 28, 2009 1:04:52 pm PDT #275 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

erika in bitches:

Never really wanted to be a princess. Although I would have taken years off my life to do at least one Jedi Mind Trick.


flea - Oct 28, 2009 2:27:15 pm PDT #276 of 1328
information libertarian

Erika, I do Jedi Mind Tricks on my husband all the time. It's actually not as fun as you'd think.


DavidS - Oct 28, 2009 2:51:17 pm PDT #277 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Erika, I do Jedi Mind Tricks on my husband all the time. It's actually not as fun as you'd think.

"Make more pie! And cancel that trip!"