Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2009 8:20:04 pm PDT #262 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
JenP - Oct 17, 2009 12:58:26 pm PDT #263 of 1328
Jessica: First sonogram showed a healthy heartbeat and adorable yolk sac, so it's possible I'm having a chicken.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 17, 2009 7:30:29 pm PDT #264 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why
Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.
Isn't she also the CformerBITW?
Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2009 10:57:42 am PDT #265 of 1328
What is even happening?
From Bitches...
Jessica: My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.
Cashmere - Oct 19, 2009 12:22:27 pm PDT #266 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:
Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.
Barb - Oct 19, 2009 1:13:21 pm PDT #267 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
shrift in Natter:
I was all righteous indignation getting off the bus this morning, and then I immediately got my comeuppance when I realized that my fly was almost all the way unzipped.
Yep. That's the kind of day this has been. Monday, my nemesis.
Ginger - Oct 22, 2009 8:06:57 am PDT #268 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Steph in Natter, in response to the news that they're filming a sequel to Wall Street:
Greed: How's That Workin' Out For Ya?
-t - Oct 22, 2009 8:42:54 am PDT #269 of 1328
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Strega in Literary
Bekka Black's iDRACULA
Oh, tsk. What a missed opportunity.
Should have called it iTEETH.
dcp - Oct 22, 2009 2:05:06 pm PDT #270 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
smonster, in Natter:
Dude, 'tis ita. Caveat clicky.
DCJensen - Oct 22, 2009 6:51:38 pm PDT #271 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Angelus got dressed because he has all the fashion sense Angel lacks, and you cannot commit proper mayhem in the altogether. That's just rampaging. You need tight pants and a swirly coat when you want to do mayhem.