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billytea - Jul 09, 2009 11:18:31 am PDT #146 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Also from the gaming thread, ~~Admiral Adama~~ Raq discusses threat assessment:

The centurion that's been standing in the hall near the launch bay is apparently busy trying to figure out how to get rid of Mr. Clippy ("Hi! It looks like you are trying to board a battlestar! Would you like some help with that?"), so he's not an immediate threat either.

omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:27:39 am PDT #147 of 1328

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

to which billytea responded:

It's worse than that. I just double-checked the records, that one's running Windows Vista.

Kathy A - Jul 09, 2009 2:43:59 pm PDT #148 of 1328

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

StuntHusband with an amazingly awesome Aliens reference:

But right now, I'm viewing Gentlemen of My Persuasion as akin to xenomorphs. Nukes, orbit, surety, etc. etc. etc.

Toddson - Jul 10, 2009 4:15:54 am PDT #149 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cass, in Bitches:

My stove just caught fire.

I was trying to boil water.

Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2009 6:05:39 am PDT #150 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Possibly the Awesomest Cross-Post Ever:

Hil R.: I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.

Vortex: Just tell her that you're allergic and you don't want to swell up like a balloon and die.

Steph L. - Jul 10, 2009 6:21:09 am PDT #151 of 1328

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Holy cow, I didn't realize that was a cross-post! I thought it was just wacky advice for Hil!

Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 6:38:21 am PDT #152 of 1328

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Nope, it was fairly sensible advice to Aims a few posts back.

brenda m - Jul 10, 2009 7:27:16 am PDT #153 of 1328

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh thank goodness. I'm on the train on my BB and I saw that and came right here to make sure someone had commed that.

Lee - Jul 10, 2009 11:04:04 am PDT #154 of 1328

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

From Natter:

Kat: iPhone edited my fuck into duck. Charming

Plei: You have to train it. I sent so many emails in the early days where I was saying "Duck! Shot!" a lot.

Jesse: Oh, I keep forgetting I have to work Sunday. Must not forget that on Sunday! But the work includes a Duck Tour, so I'm looking forward to it.

Gudanov: I hope you're not posting from an iPhone.

Pix - Jul 10, 2009 10:23:58 pm PDT #155 of 1328

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

P.M. Marcontell: My iPhone now knows fuck, shit, cunt, fic, and apparently, mpreg.

I'm not sure where it got the last one. I think it's been surfing the net without me.

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