Dawn ,'Selfless'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
From Natter:
Kat: iPhone edited my fuck into duck. Charming
Plei: You have to train it. I sent so many emails in the early days where I was saying "Duck! Shot!" a lot.
Jesse: Oh, I keep forgetting I have to work Sunday. Must not forget that on Sunday! But the work includes a Duck Tour, so I'm looking forward to it.
Gudanov: I hope you're not posting from an iPhone.
In Natter:
P.M. Marcontell: My iPhone now knows fuck, shit, cunt, fic, and apparently, mpreg.
I'm not sure where it got the last one. I think it's been surfing the net without me.
In Bitches:
StuntHusband: Very, very me. So much so that I asked my mom (the psych-nurse) if I were anywhere on the Asperger's spectrum.
She said no, they'd had me evaluated as a child, and I was just a clueless asshole sometimes. (THANKS MOM)
Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.
Oh bitches, my bitches. Follow-on conversation from the above:
Jess -
Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.
StuntHusband -
...what makes you think I haven't *tried*?
(un?)fortunately, the Professor left nothing anatomically-appropriate. Lots of "hands" and "eyes" and "heads" and "feet" and "hair" and "hearts" and such. No asses.
It's like old Trek - no bathrooms. They didn't NEED them? Elves don't s(h)it?
-t -
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
StuntHusband -
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.
Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.
Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*
-t -
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
tommyrot -
I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....
Gudanov -
If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?
Frankenbuddha -
Product.
tommyrot -
Do elves have assholes?
Aims -
<restrains from obvious Elrond joke.>
<not very successfully>
Inside-fandom joke from Natter...
shrift:
I've met Victoria Bitter AND Cassie Claire. I can tell tales uphill both ways while covered in ash from the erupting Wankatoa.
Topic!Cindy, in Bureaucracy:
Where's the Sotomayor confirmation hearing watch-n-post -- Comedy, or Cable Drama?
shrift: If my life suddenly turns into a Bollywood movie while you're vacationing in dirndl country, I'm blaming you.
Laura: No one on their death bed regrets spending too much time on personal fulfillment and enjoying life.
billytea: If they're on their deathbed because of a ski-jumping accident, they might regret it a little.
Toddson: Rule for the future: in order to be president, you must be able to speak coherent English?
tommyrot: And you don't have red glowy eyes or other body parts.
-t - : I say as long as your red glowy body parts are made in America, you can be President.
Jessica: I think that rules out most Cylons - almost all of them are Canadian.
Gudanov: Which explains a lot. They look like us and they have a plan.