Nope, it was fairly sensible advice to Aims a few posts back.
Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 6:38:21 am PDT #152 of 1328
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
brenda m - Jul 10, 2009 7:27:16 am PDT #153 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh thank goodness. I'm on the train on my BB and I saw that and came right here to make sure someone had commed that.
Lee - Jul 10, 2009 11:04:04 am PDT #154 of 1328
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
From Natter:
Kat: iPhone edited my fuck into duck. Charming
Plei: You have to train it. I sent so many emails in the early days where I was saying "Duck! Shot!" a lot.
Jesse: Oh, I keep forgetting I have to work Sunday. Must not forget that on Sunday! But the work includes a Duck Tour, so I'm looking forward to it.
Gudanov: I hope you're not posting from an iPhone.
Pix - Jul 10, 2009 10:23:58 pm PDT #155 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
P.M. Marcontell: My iPhone now knows fuck, shit, cunt, fic, and apparently, mpreg.
I'm not sure where it got the last one. I think it's been surfing the net without me.
Pix - Jul 11, 2009 6:10:16 am PDT #156 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
StuntHusband: Very, very me. So much so that I asked my mom (the psych-nurse) if I were anywhere on the Asperger's spectrum.
She said no, they'd had me evaluated as a child, and I was just a clueless asshole sometimes. (THANKS MOM)
Toddson - Jul 13, 2009 10:43:50 am PDT #157 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.
amych - Jul 13, 2009 11:20:23 am PDT #158 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh bitches, my bitches. Follow-on conversation from the above:
Jess -
Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.
StuntHusband -
...what makes you think I haven't *tried*?
(un?)fortunately, the Professor left nothing anatomically-appropriate. Lots of "hands" and "eyes" and "heads" and "feet" and "hair" and "hearts" and such. No asses.
It's like old Trek - no bathrooms. They didn't NEED them? Elves don't s(h)it?
-t -
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
StuntHusband -
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.
Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.
Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*
-t -
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
tommyrot -
I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....
Gudanov -
If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?
Frankenbuddha -
Product.
tommyrot -
Do elves have assholes?
Aims -
<restrains from obvious Elrond joke.>
<not very successfully>
Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2009 5:15:41 pm PDT #159 of 1328
What is even happening?
Inside-fandom joke from Natter...
shrift:
I've met Victoria Bitter AND Cassie Claire. I can tell tales uphill both ways while covered in ash from the erupting Wankatoa.
Calli - Jul 15, 2009 4:05:45 pm PDT #160 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Topic!Cindy, in Bureaucracy:
Where's the Sotomayor confirmation hearing watch-n-post -- Comedy, or Cable Drama?
Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2009 7:49:42 pm PDT #161 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: If my life suddenly turns into a Bollywood movie while you're vacationing in dirndl country, I'm blaming you.