to which billytea responded:
It's worse than that. I just double-checked the records, that one's running Windows Vista.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:27:39 am PDT #147 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Kathy A - Jul 09, 2009 2:43:59 pm PDT #148 of 1328
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
StuntHusband with an amazingly awesome Aliens reference:
But right now, I'm viewing Gentlemen of My Persuasion as akin to xenomorphs. Nukes, orbit, surety, etc. etc. etc.
Toddson - Jul 10, 2009 4:15:54 am PDT #149 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Cass, in Bitches:
My stove just caught fire.
I was trying to boil water.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2009 6:05:39 am PDT #150 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Possibly the Awesomest Cross-Post Ever:
Hil R.: I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.
Vortex: Just tell her that you're allergic and you don't want to swell up like a balloon and die.
Steph L. - Jul 10, 2009 6:21:09 am PDT #151 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Holy cow, I didn't realize that was a cross-post! I thought it was just wacky advice for Hil!
Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 6:38:21 am PDT #152 of 1328
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Nope, it was fairly sensible advice to Aims a few posts back.
brenda m - Jul 10, 2009 7:27:16 am PDT #153 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh thank goodness. I'm on the train on my BB and I saw that and came right here to make sure someone had commed that.
Lee - Jul 10, 2009 11:04:04 am PDT #154 of 1328
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
From Natter:
Kat: iPhone edited my fuck into duck. Charming
Plei: You have to train it. I sent so many emails in the early days where I was saying "Duck! Shot!" a lot.
Jesse: Oh, I keep forgetting I have to work Sunday. Must not forget that on Sunday! But the work includes a Duck Tour, so I'm looking forward to it.
Gudanov: I hope you're not posting from an iPhone.
Pix - Jul 10, 2009 10:23:58 pm PDT #155 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
P.M. Marcontell: My iPhone now knows fuck, shit, cunt, fic, and apparently, mpreg.
I'm not sure where it got the last one. I think it's been surfing the net without me.
Pix - Jul 11, 2009 6:10:16 am PDT #156 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
StuntHusband: Very, very me. So much so that I asked my mom (the psych-nurse) if I were anywhere on the Asperger's spectrum.
She said no, they'd had me evaluated as a child, and I was just a clueless asshole sometimes. (THANKS MOM)