Barb:
I just dropped a bottle of wine in my garage. Didn't fall too far, so thankfully, didn't break into too many pieces. Also, thankfully, not a great bottle of wine, just a Rosemount Riesling. But now my garage smells like the aftermath of a drunken orgy with none of the fun to show for it.
Gudanov:
Concrete floors are not optimal for drunken orgies.
omnis_audis:
speaking from experience there Gudanov?
Gudanov:
No, I don't drink.
Ginger:
Learning to lie to your mother is an important survival skill.
re: cats, in
Natter
Sophia Brooks
- How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Jesse
- How long can you stay awake?
in Natter re: the International Space Station passing by
Teppy
The Boy says they waved to us, but I think he's crazy.
They clearly mooned us.
Trudy Booth
Sure, but they call it "earthing"
You get no context. In Bitches:
Steph L.: There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.
beth b: Buy the dress.
Walking down Memory Lane in Natter:
Calli: Awwwww. I just got Nigerian inheritance spam. It's been years since one of those made it through my filters. I feel downright nostalgic.
Gudanov: It's a classic for a reason.
Gudanov on Fuego!
Omnis: So the big questions is why? Why are meetings boring and ineffective?
Gud: Because nobody brought the asshooks?
NoiseDesign
: You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
billytea
: Expect that to continue.
in the gaming thread, with the vis a vis version of Battlestar Galactica:
Random McNasty
Cripes, Sharon, would you can it!? You're breaking the 4th wall, you lunatic! Yes, we know the entire audience is watching me talking with the Admiral, but we must maintain the fiction that is only him and me.
You're already in trouble for jumping the ship; don't jump the shark while you're at it...