Inara: You don't have to die alone. Mal: Everybody dies alone.

'Out Of Gas'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Jessica - Nov 06, 2020 8:35:47 am PST #1290 of 1299
Now with added Sheffield steel.

Dana: Dentists have said that teeth-grinding is way up this year. Can't imagine why.

-t -: Surely it's 4 out 5 dentists agree that teeth-grinding is way up?

Kate P. - Nov 09, 2020 3:26:02 pm PST #1291 of 1299
across the sea, a pale moon rises / the ships have come to carry you home

Steph: Considering how the current administration has handled the pandemic so far, I would expect them to sell the vaccine to another country, or maybe just smash all the vials for the hell of it and tell Pfizer not to make more. Oh! Or give Trump like 500 doses of the vaccine because he thinks it will make him super-immune, and *then* smash the rest of the vials, especially if someone in his administration has an active case of Covid, because fuck them.

Dana: "Folks, I've had so much vaccine that I'm now immune to all diseases! Doctors have never seen anything like it, they're like 'President Trump, we've never seen anything like it, no one has ever responded to the vaccine like this,' and some people are saying I might not even be human anymore."

Zenkitty - Nov 12, 2020 5:23:24 pm PST #1292 of 1299
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:

The only way AT&T will ever see another red cent from me is if they dig up my grave and find loose change in the pockets of the suit I'm buried in.

Toddson - Dec 01, 2020 1:25:12 pm PST #1293 of 1299
gallows humor has passed from an occasional indulgence to a full-time necessity in this, the stupidest and meanest timeline

Dana, in Literary:

Fandom gonna fandom.

Jessica - Dec 02, 2020 1:15:48 pm PST #1294 of 1299
Now with added Sheffield steel.

More Literary:

sj: Help, I need manga recommendations for my 15 year old niece, and I don’t read it. Apparently that’s all she’ll read right now.

Dana: Ah, the Cashmere summoning spell.

Topic!Cindy - Dec 05, 2020 3:35:38 pm PST #1295 of 1299
What is even happening?

From Natter...

flea: Today the state of Ohio included Ohio on their list of states they recommend avoiding travel to, and quarantining if you do.

Ohio's Steph L.: I try not to travel to Ohio, but I fail every dang time.

Cashmere - Dec 17, 2020 10:22:47 am PST #1296 of 1299
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tom Scola in Streaming:

Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewey didn’t need to bother to overthrow the Empire. In a few years, the Imperials would have all fallen off of ledges and blown themselves up due to lax Occupational Safety standards.

Volans - Dec 22, 2020 9:42:22 pm PST #1297 of 1299
move out and draw fire

billytea knocks me out in Gaming:

Volans: I also just added Paranoia and Dead of Winter to my list

billytea As games, or just brainstorming themes for 2021?

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2021 8:29:40 am PST #1298 of 1299
Keanu's limited in range for an A-list movie star, but I've watched CW network shows, Sci-Fi Channel original series and movies, and multiple seasons of Teen Wolf, and I'm here to tell you he barely scratches the surface of Hollywood Bad Acting

In Natter:

Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?

Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.

ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.

JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.

Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1299
Every stone you threw, I stood on to better see the view. —The Amazing Devil

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.

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