Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1323
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:35:03 pm PST #1301 of 1323
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?


Laura - Feb 04, 2021 10:35:34 am PST #1302 of 1323
Our wings are not tired.

Natter with no context of course.

meara: Quiet around here. What’s up?

Steph L. Well, I was throwing a knife.

Dana And the rest of us were ducking.


Jessica - Feb 11, 2021 7:11:52 am PST #1303 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Traditional pocket friends greeting (Allyson in Natter):

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HAVE A LOW USER NUMBER SO I ASSUME THAT WE ARE VERY OLD FRIENDS.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2021 9:26:12 am PST #1304 of 1323
"You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” —Bette Davis

In Streaming 1: There Goes the Weekend:

Atropa: Tim Burton is going to be directing a live-action "coming of age" show about Wednesday Addams. I have many conflicting feelings about this. SO. MANY.

Calli: Well, Burton has a solid chance of getting the aesthetic right, but I'm not sure how Johnny Depp will do as Wednesday.


Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2021 9:19:08 am PDT #1305 of 1323
What is even happening?

In Movies...

Toddson: Am I the last person to know that Spielberg is remaking West Side Story?

Matt the Bruins fan: Well, we know he has the Sharks covered...


Jessica - Jun 10, 2021 12:13:45 pm PDT #1306 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

askye: We don't have trees close enough to put up a hammock that way so it's a hammock stand or no hammock.

Noisedesign: We all know where I stand on this.

Matt the Bruins fan: Next to a lone tree with a hammock you can't use?


Jessica - Jun 29, 2021 7:58:31 am PDT #1307 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Fandom in a nutshell:

t: I demand y'all make your Kang figures duel! And/or kiss. I'm not picky


JenP - Nov 30, 2021 2:26:27 pm PST #1308 of 1323

flea: But also people you’re not supposed to say “wow! That’s a decision all right!” You’re supposed to tell me what to do with my life.

Sparky1: We're better at the "what's for lunch" level of what to do with your life.