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Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Volans - Dec 22, 2020 9:42:22 pm PST #1297 of 1304
move out and draw fire

billytea knocks me out in Gaming:

Volans: I also just added Paranoia and Dead of Winter to my list

billytea As games, or just brainstorming themes for 2021?

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2021 8:29:40 am PST #1298 of 1304
"And I killed Sparky, too!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, aaaaaaa ha!

In Natter:

Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?

Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.

ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.

JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.

Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1304
Every stone you threw, I stood on to better see the view. —The Amazing Devil

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.

Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1304
Lift a few mojitos 'cause she manages the mint

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway

-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:35:03 pm PST #1301 of 1304
The real axe murderers were the friends we made along the way

Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?

Laura - Feb 04, 2021 10:35:34 am PST #1302 of 1304
I didn't know how to respond to the bat-shit crazy. And then I realized I didn't have to. -Victor Infante

Natter with no context of course.

meara: Quiet around here. What’s up?

Steph L. Well, I was throwing a knife.

Dana And the rest of us were ducking.

Jessica - Feb 11, 2021 7:11:52 am PST #1303 of 1304
Lift a few mojitos 'cause she manages the mint

Traditional pocket friends greeting (Allyson in Natter):


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2021 9:26:12 am PST #1304 of 1304
"And I killed Sparky, too!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, aaaaaaa ha!

In Streaming 1: There Goes the Weekend:

Atropa: Tim Burton is going to be directing a live-action "coming of age" show about Wednesday Addams. I have many conflicting feelings about this. SO. MANY.

Calli: Well, Burton has a solid chance of getting the aesthetic right, but I'm not sure how Johnny Depp will do as Wednesday.

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