Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1306
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway

-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:35:03 pm PST #1301 of 1306
This was precisely why you didn't go around opening mystical bottles. Why was that so hard for people to understand?

Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?

Laura - Feb 04, 2021 10:35:34 am PST #1302 of 1306
I didn't know how to respond to the bat-shit crazy. And then I realized I didn't have to. -Victor Infante

Natter with no context of course.

meara: Quiet around here. What’s up?

Steph L. Well, I was throwing a knife.

Dana And the rest of us were ducking.

Jessica - Feb 11, 2021 7:11:52 am PST #1303 of 1306
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Traditional pocket friends greeting (Allyson in Natter):


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2021 9:26:12 am PST #1304 of 1306
everyone's anti-godzilla until there's a 200,000 ton boat that can't be moved

In Streaming 1: There Goes the Weekend:

Atropa: Tim Burton is going to be directing a live-action "coming of age" show about Wednesday Addams. I have many conflicting feelings about this. SO. MANY.

Calli: Well, Burton has a solid chance of getting the aesthetic right, but I'm not sure how Johnny Depp will do as Wednesday.

Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2021 9:19:08 am PDT #1305 of 1306
What is even happening?

In Movies...

Toddson: Am I the last person to know that Spielberg is remaking West Side Story?

Matt the Bruins fan: Well, we know he has the Sharks covered...

Jessica - Jun 10, 2021 12:13:45 pm PDT #1306 of 1306
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

askye: We don't have trees close enough to put up a hammock that way so it's a hammock stand or no hammock.

Noisedesign: We all know where I stand on this.

Matt the Bruins fan: Next to a lone tree with a hammock you can't use?

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