I fell down and got confused. Willow fixed me. She's gay.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2021 8:29:40 am PST #1298 of 1311
It also had Luke [Macfarlane] being enthusiastic about dating Michael Urie while the latter would rather talk about how great his allegedly platonic roommate was instead of returning the interest. Godzilla movies have required less suspension of disbelief from me!

In Natter:

Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?

Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.

ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.

JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.


Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1311
Why do trees keep happening? — Eukaryote Writes

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1311
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:35:03 pm PST #1301 of 1311
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?


Laura - Feb 04, 2021 10:35:34 am PST #1302 of 1311
"Against all evidence, I keep thinking the assholes are outliers." - James Holden

Natter with no context of course.

meara: Quiet around here. What’s up?

Steph L. Well, I was throwing a knife.

Dana And the rest of us were ducking.


Jessica - Feb 11, 2021 7:11:52 am PST #1303 of 1311
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Traditional pocket friends greeting (Allyson in Natter):

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HAVE A LOW USER NUMBER SO I ASSUME THAT WE ARE VERY OLD FRIENDS.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2021 9:26:12 am PST #1304 of 1311
It also had Luke [Macfarlane] being enthusiastic about dating Michael Urie while the latter would rather talk about how great his allegedly platonic roommate was instead of returning the interest. Godzilla movies have required less suspension of disbelief from me!

In Streaming 1: There Goes the Weekend:

Atropa: Tim Burton is going to be directing a live-action "coming of age" show about Wednesday Addams. I have many conflicting feelings about this. SO. MANY.

Calli: Well, Burton has a solid chance of getting the aesthetic right, but I'm not sure how Johnny Depp will do as Wednesday.


Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2021 9:19:08 am PDT #1305 of 1311
What is even happening?

In Movies...

Toddson: Am I the last person to know that Spielberg is remaking West Side Story?

Matt the Bruins fan: Well, we know he has the Sharks covered...


Jessica - Jun 10, 2021 12:13:45 pm PDT #1306 of 1311
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

askye: We don't have trees close enough to put up a hammock that way so it's a hammock stand or no hammock.

Noisedesign: We all know where I stand on this.

Matt the Bruins fan: Next to a lone tree with a hammock you can't use?


Jessica - Jun 29, 2021 7:58:31 am PDT #1307 of 1311
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Fandom in a nutshell:

t: I demand y'all make your Kang figures duel! And/or kiss. I'm not picky