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It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.

Angelus ,'Smile Time'

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Kate P. - Nov 09, 2020 3:26:02 pm PST #1291 of 1329

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Steph: Considering how the current administration has handled the pandemic so far, I would expect them to sell the vaccine to another country, or maybe just smash all the vials for the hell of it and tell Pfizer not to make more. Oh! Or give Trump like 500 doses of the vaccine because he thinks it will make him super-immune, and *then* smash the rest of the vials, especially if someone in his administration has an active case of Covid, because fuck them.

Dana: "Folks, I've had so much vaccine that I'm now immune to all diseases! Doctors have never seen anything like it, they're like 'President Trump, we've never seen anything like it, no one has ever responded to the vaccine like this,' and some people are saying I might not even be human anymore."

Zenkitty - Nov 12, 2020 5:23:24 pm PST #1292 of 1329

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:

The only way AT&T will ever see another red cent from me is if they dig up my grave and find loose change in the pockets of the suit I'm buried in.

Toddson - Dec 01, 2020 1:25:12 pm PST #1293 of 1329

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Dana, in Literary:

Fandom gonna fandom.

Jessica - Dec 02, 2020 1:15:48 pm PST #1294 of 1329

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

More Literary:

sj: Help, I need manga recommendations for my 15 year old niece, and I don’t read it. Apparently that’s all she’ll read right now.

Dana: Ah, the Cashmere summoning spell.

Topic!Cindy - Dec 05, 2020 3:35:38 pm PST #1295 of 1329

What is even happening?

From Natter...

flea: Today the state of Ohio included Ohio on their list of states they recommend avoiding travel to, and quarantining if you do.

Ohio's Steph L.: I try not to travel to Ohio, but I fail every dang time.

Cashmere - Dec 17, 2020 10:22:47 am PST #1296 of 1329

Now tagless for your comfort.

Tom Scola in Streaming:

Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewey didn’t need to bother to overthrow the Empire. In a few years, the Imperials would have all fallen off of ledges and blown themselves up due to lax Occupational Safety standards.

Volans - Dec 22, 2020 9:42:22 pm PST #1297 of 1329

move out and draw fire

billytea knocks me out in Gaming:

Volans: I also just added Paranoia and Dead of Winter to my list

billytea As games, or just brainstorming themes for 2021?

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2021 8:29:40 am PST #1298 of 1329

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter:

Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?

Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.

ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.

JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.

Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1329

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.

Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1329

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway

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