Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:
The only way AT&T will ever see another red cent from me is if they dig up my grave and find loose change in the pockets of the suit I'm buried in.
Anya ,'Sleeper'
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Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:
The only way AT&T will ever see another red cent from me is if they dig up my grave and find loose change in the pockets of the suit I'm buried in.
Dana, in Literary:
Fandom gonna fandom.
More Literary:
sj: Help, I need manga recommendations for my 15 year old niece, and I don’t read it. Apparently that’s all she’ll read right now.
Dana: Ah, the Cashmere summoning spell.
From Natter...
flea: Today the state of Ohio included Ohio on their list of states they recommend avoiding travel to, and quarantining if you do.
Ohio's Steph L.: I try not to travel to Ohio, but I fail every dang time.
Tom Scola in Streaming:
Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewey didn’t need to bother to overthrow the Empire. In a few years, the Imperials would have all fallen off of ledges and blown themselves up due to lax Occupational Safety standards.
billytea knocks me out in Gaming:
Volans: I also just added Paranoia and Dead of Winter to my list
billytea As games, or just brainstorming themes for 2021?
In Natter:
Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?
Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.
ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.
JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.
-t, in Natter:
It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.
Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.
-t: Not without company, anyway
Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".
Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?