Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

Zenkitty - Nov 12, 2020 5:23:24 pm PST #1292 of 1304
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:

The only way AT&T will ever see another red cent from me is if they dig up my grave and find loose change in the pockets of the suit I'm buried in.

Toddson - Dec 01, 2020 1:25:12 pm PST #1293 of 1304
gallows humor has passed from an occasional indulgence to a full-time necessity in this, the stupidest and meanest timeline

Dana, in Literary:

Fandom gonna fandom.

Jessica - Dec 02, 2020 1:15:48 pm PST #1294 of 1304
Lift a few mojitos 'cause she manages the mint

More Literary:

sj: Help, I need manga recommendations for my 15 year old niece, and I don’t read it. Apparently that’s all she’ll read right now.

Dana: Ah, the Cashmere summoning spell.

Topic!Cindy - Dec 05, 2020 3:35:38 pm PST #1295 of 1304
What is even happening?

From Natter...

flea: Today the state of Ohio included Ohio on their list of states they recommend avoiding travel to, and quarantining if you do.

Ohio's Steph L.: I try not to travel to Ohio, but I fail every dang time.

Cashmere - Dec 17, 2020 10:22:47 am PST #1296 of 1304
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tom Scola in Streaming:

Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewey didn’t need to bother to overthrow the Empire. In a few years, the Imperials would have all fallen off of ledges and blown themselves up due to lax Occupational Safety standards.

Volans - Dec 22, 2020 9:42:22 pm PST #1297 of 1304
move out and draw fire

billytea knocks me out in Gaming:

Volans: I also just added Paranoia and Dead of Winter to my list

billytea As games, or just brainstorming themes for 2021?

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2021 8:29:40 am PST #1298 of 1304
"And I killed Sparky, too!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, aaaaaaa ha!

In Natter:

Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?

Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.

ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.

JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.

Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1304
Every stone you threw, I stood on to better see the view. —The Amazing Devil

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.

Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1304
Lift a few mojitos 'cause she manages the mint

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway

-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:35:03 pm PST #1301 of 1304
The real axe murderers were the friends we made along the way

Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?