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It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'

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WindSparrow - Dec 15, 2015 2:43:23 am PST #1127 of 1329

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter.

Steph L.

I will eat ALL OF THE POTATOES. A baked potato and giant salad are a fallback dinner 2-3 times a month. But if I let my potato love run free, I'd eat taters all the time.

Zenkitty

Steph and I will have Civil War: Potatoes because I want them all.

Steph L.

Put on the suit, let's go a few rounds.

Zenkitty

Everything special about you came out of a bottle! Or possibly a potato.

Steph L.

Sorry to do this, Tony, but potatoes are my friends.

Zenkitty

I was your friend! SOB We could've shared the potato!

Toddson - Dec 15, 2015 12:27:09 pm PST #1128 of 1329

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Kalshane in Boxed Set (in re Arrow, if you're interested in context):

The proper accent for ancient Egyptian immortals is Scottish.

Zenkitty - Dec 17, 2015 7:20:10 am PST #1129 of 1329

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

tommyrot in Natter:

My favorite clown bible verse is the Book of Bozo, chapter green, verse penguin.

Steph L. - Jan 14, 2016 1:48:10 pm PST #1130 of 1329

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Movies --

Zenkitty: I've wiped from my mind what Michael Douglas actually looks like.

Toddson - Jan 20, 2016 8:09:13 am PST #1131 of 1329

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable erikaj, Nattering:

Yeah, there are times on the internet where I'm like Football or Game of Thrones. They are both bloody, but one has bigger words.

Burrell - Mar 09, 2016 12:59:17 pm PST #1132 of 1329

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Gud: Someone appears to have driven a car into a theater across the street. And no, it's not a drive-in theater.

Tom: Well, it is now.

Laura - Mar 10, 2016 3:00:31 am PST #1133 of 1329

Our wings are not tired.

aurelia: One of my cats just raced into the room meowing so insistently that I had to ask, "What is it Rosie, is Timmy in the well?" Her response was to plop down and start giving herself a bath. Sorry, Timmy.

SailAweigh - Apr 05, 2016 8:52:52 am PDT #1134 of 1329

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Natter:

Steph L.

I know, right? But I think he means the rent is too damn high compared with what a mortgage payment would be on a similar house. I THINK. On the other hand, they just came from Vermont, where my understanding is that you can pay your rent in weed or with a killer drum circle, so they might think ANY rent is high.

Nora Dierdre

...Awesome. Also, HILARIOUS.

Steph L.

To be fair, you *might* be able to pay your rent that way in Northside, too. But we own, so the bank wants cold hard cash instead of bong hits.

JZ - Apr 20, 2016 6:37:55 pm PDT #1135 of 1329

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Elections update in Natter:

Gudanov: Seems like Trump is not going to get enough delegates to get the nomination on the first ballet.

dcp: The nomination process has sure changed.....

Gudanov: Yeah. It's all dance-offs now.

Steph L.: I fucking LOVE this country, man!

Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2016 11:27:09 am PDT #1136 of 1329

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh, missed that in Natter but it's taking me to a Guardians of the Galaxy moment. I can see Trump doing a total Lee Pace at the concept.

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