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Anya ,'Storyteller'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2016 11:27:09 am PDT #1136 of 1329
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh, missed that in Natter but it's taking me to a Guardians of the Galaxy moment. I can see Trump doing a total Lee Pace at the concept.


EpicTangent - Apr 21, 2016 1:41:36 pm PDT #1137 of 1329
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Where's that Like button!?


WindSparrow - Apr 27, 2016 7:44:44 am PDT #1138 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter.

Zenkitty

How do I find an arborist?

Gudanov

Shine a spotlight to the sky with the symbol of a tree?

Zenkitty

I tried that. All I got was this green dude and I think he was inappropriate with the local deer.


WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2016 5:25:57 am PDT #1139 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter. Again.

Zenkitty

Weaselfuckers are everywhere. Watch your hindquarters, weasels.

Gudanov

Weaselfuckers is a figurative term, right? After piggate in the UK I'm just not sure anymore.

Pix

No weasels were harmed in the creation of this attraction.


WindSparrow - Apr 30, 2016 3:54:27 am PDT #1140 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Fan Fiction:

P.M. Marc

Can someone remind me WHY WRITING? WHY THIS HOBBY?

Calli

To get them out of your head and onto the page/screen? (The page looked at the screen longingly. Could anyone so bright and beautiful ever return their feelings? 100,452 words, UST, coffee shop AU.)


smonster - May 01, 2016 7:44:01 pm PDT #1141 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yet again, it is Zen, in the Natter, with the funny.

-t: Thunder and hail. Does that combo have a name?

Zenkitty: Thor's icy balls


Zenkitty - May 03, 2016 4:53:49 pm PDT #1142 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, context be damned:

Steph: I can't even make a rage cheese plate, because all we have is colby-jack and American.


Scrappy - May 11, 2016 1:30:37 pm PDT #1143 of 1329
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

In Natter, Teppy answering a question about a quote from a children's book:

Steph: The Little Red Hen (or, as you may like to call it after you read it, Fuck Alla Y'all): [link].


omnis_audis - May 12, 2016 8:18:14 pm PDT #1144 of 1329
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In F2F thread, Matt The Bruins Fan gives opinion on mansion idea with 4+ sharing a bedroom:

I am only OK with 4+ to a room if there's something very scary outside the room trying to get in.


beekaytee - Jun 20, 2016 8:03:22 am PDT #1145 of 1329
Compassionately intolerant

In Natter:

DavidS: Just dropped Matilda off at her second camp of the summer. First she did a week and a half of Camp Tofu.

Steph: What does Camp Tofu entail? (I hope the answer involves really good pad thai.)

Gud: I assume you go out into nature and absorb the flavors.