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'Dirty Girls'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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SailAweigh - Apr 05, 2016 8:52:52 am PDT #1134 of 1328

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Natter:

Steph L.

I know, right? But I think he means the rent is too damn high compared with what a mortgage payment would be on a similar house. I THINK. On the other hand, they just came from Vermont, where my understanding is that you can pay your rent in weed or with a killer drum circle, so they might think ANY rent is high.

Nora Dierdre

...Awesome. Also, HILARIOUS.

Steph L.

To be fair, you *might* be able to pay your rent that way in Northside, too. But we own, so the bank wants cold hard cash instead of bong hits.

JZ - Apr 20, 2016 6:37:55 pm PDT #1135 of 1328

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Elections update in Natter:

Gudanov: Seems like Trump is not going to get enough delegates to get the nomination on the first ballet.

dcp: The nomination process has sure changed.....

Gudanov: Yeah. It's all dance-offs now.

Steph L.: I fucking LOVE this country, man!

Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2016 11:27:09 am PDT #1136 of 1328

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh, missed that in Natter but it's taking me to a Guardians of the Galaxy moment. I can see Trump doing a total Lee Pace at the concept.

EpicTangent - Apr 21, 2016 1:41:36 pm PDT #1137 of 1328

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Where's that Like button!?

WindSparrow - Apr 27, 2016 7:44:44 am PDT #1138 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter.

Zenkitty

How do I find an arborist?

Gudanov

Shine a spotlight to the sky with the symbol of a tree?

Zenkitty

I tried that. All I got was this green dude and I think he was inappropriate with the local deer.

WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2016 5:25:57 am PDT #1139 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter. Again.

Zenkitty

Weaselfuckers are everywhere. Watch your hindquarters, weasels.

Gudanov

Weaselfuckers is a figurative term, right? After piggate in the UK I'm just not sure anymore.

Pix

No weasels were harmed in the creation of this attraction.

WindSparrow - Apr 30, 2016 3:54:27 am PDT #1140 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Fan Fiction:

P.M. Marc

Can someone remind me WHY WRITING? WHY THIS HOBBY?

Calli

To get them out of your head and onto the page/screen? (The page looked at the screen longingly. Could anyone so bright and beautiful ever return their feelings? 100,452 words, UST, coffee shop AU.)

smonster - May 01, 2016 7:44:01 pm PDT #1141 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yet again, it is Zen, in the Natter, with the funny.

-t: Thunder and hail. Does that combo have a name?

Zenkitty: Thor's icy balls

Zenkitty - May 03, 2016 4:53:49 pm PDT #1142 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, context be damned:

Steph: I can't even make a rage cheese plate, because all we have is colby-jack and American.

Scrappy - May 11, 2016 1:30:37 pm PDT #1143 of 1328

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

In Natter, Teppy answering a question about a quote from a children's book:

Steph: The Little Red Hen (or, as you may like to call it after you read it, Fuck Alla Y'all): [link].

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