Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Toddson - Dec 15, 2015 12:27:09 pm PST #1128 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Kalshane in Boxed Set (in re Arrow, if you're interested in context):

The proper accent for ancient Egyptian immortals is Scottish.


Zenkitty - Dec 17, 2015 7:20:10 am PST #1129 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

tommyrot in Natter:

My favorite clown bible verse is the Book of Bozo, chapter green, verse penguin.


Steph L. - Jan 14, 2016 1:48:10 pm PST #1130 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Movies --

Zenkitty: I've wiped from my mind what Michael Douglas actually looks like.


Toddson - Jan 20, 2016 8:09:13 am PST #1131 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable erikaj, Nattering:

Yeah, there are times on the internet where I'm like Football or Game of Thrones. They are both bloody, but one has bigger words.


Burrell - Mar 09, 2016 12:59:17 pm PST #1132 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Gud: Someone appears to have driven a car into a theater across the street. And no, it's not a drive-in theater.

Tom: Well, it is now.


Laura - Mar 10, 2016 3:00:31 am PST #1133 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

aurelia: One of my cats just raced into the room meowing so insistently that I had to ask, "What is it Rosie, is Timmy in the well?" Her response was to plop down and start giving herself a bath. Sorry, Timmy.


SailAweigh - Apr 05, 2016 8:52:52 am PDT #1134 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Natter:

Steph L.

I know, right? But I think he means the rent is too damn high compared with what a mortgage payment would be on a similar house. I THINK. On the other hand, they just came from Vermont, where my understanding is that you can pay your rent in weed or with a killer drum circle, so they might think ANY rent is high.

Nora Dierdre

...Awesome. Also, HILARIOUS.

Steph L.

To be fair, you *might* be able to pay your rent that way in Northside, too. But we own, so the bank wants cold hard cash instead of bong hits.


JZ - Apr 20, 2016 6:37:55 pm PDT #1135 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Elections update in Natter:

Gudanov: Seems like Trump is not going to get enough delegates to get the nomination on the first ballet.

dcp: The nomination process has sure changed.....

Gudanov: Yeah. It's all dance-offs now.

Steph L.: I fucking LOVE this country, man!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2016 11:27:09 am PDT #1136 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh, missed that in Natter but it's taking me to a Guardians of the Galaxy moment. I can see Trump doing a total Lee Pace at the concept.


EpicTangent - Apr 21, 2016 1:41:36 pm PDT #1137 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Where's that Like button!?