Kaylee: So, uh, how come you don't care where you're going? Book: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.

'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Steph L. - Jan 14, 2016 1:48:10 pm PST #1130 of 1329
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Movies --

Zenkitty: I've wiped from my mind what Michael Douglas actually looks like.


Toddson - Jan 20, 2016 8:09:13 am PST #1131 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable erikaj, Nattering:

Yeah, there are times on the internet where I'm like Football or Game of Thrones. They are both bloody, but one has bigger words.


Burrell - Mar 09, 2016 12:59:17 pm PST #1132 of 1329
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Gud: Someone appears to have driven a car into a theater across the street. And no, it's not a drive-in theater.

Tom: Well, it is now.


Laura - Mar 10, 2016 3:00:31 am PST #1133 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.

aurelia: One of my cats just raced into the room meowing so insistently that I had to ask, "What is it Rosie, is Timmy in the well?" Her response was to plop down and start giving herself a bath. Sorry, Timmy.


SailAweigh - Apr 05, 2016 8:52:52 am PDT #1134 of 1329
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Natter:

Steph L.

I know, right? But I think he means the rent is too damn high compared with what a mortgage payment would be on a similar house. I THINK. On the other hand, they just came from Vermont, where my understanding is that you can pay your rent in weed or with a killer drum circle, so they might think ANY rent is high.

Nora Dierdre

...Awesome. Also, HILARIOUS.

Steph L.

To be fair, you *might* be able to pay your rent that way in Northside, too. But we own, so the bank wants cold hard cash instead of bong hits.


JZ - Apr 20, 2016 6:37:55 pm PDT #1135 of 1329
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Elections update in Natter:

Gudanov: Seems like Trump is not going to get enough delegates to get the nomination on the first ballet.

dcp: The nomination process has sure changed.....

Gudanov: Yeah. It's all dance-offs now.

Steph L.: I fucking LOVE this country, man!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2016 11:27:09 am PDT #1136 of 1329
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh, missed that in Natter but it's taking me to a Guardians of the Galaxy moment. I can see Trump doing a total Lee Pace at the concept.


EpicTangent - Apr 21, 2016 1:41:36 pm PDT #1137 of 1329
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Where's that Like button!?


WindSparrow - Apr 27, 2016 7:44:44 am PDT #1138 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter.

Zenkitty

How do I find an arborist?

Gudanov

Shine a spotlight to the sky with the symbol of a tree?

Zenkitty

I tried that. All I got was this green dude and I think he was inappropriate with the local deer.


WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2016 5:25:57 am PDT #1139 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter. Again.

Zenkitty

Weaselfuckers are everywhere. Watch your hindquarters, weasels.

Gudanov

Weaselfuckers is a figurative term, right? After piggate in the UK I'm just not sure anymore.

Pix

No weasels were harmed in the creation of this attraction.