aurelia: One of my cats just raced into the room meowing so insistently that I had to ask, "What is it Rosie, is Timmy in the well?" Her response was to plop down and start giving herself a bath. Sorry, Timmy.
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
Steph L.
I know, right? But I think he means the rent is too damn high compared with what a mortgage payment would be on a similar house. I THINK. On the other hand, they just came from Vermont, where my understanding is that you can pay your rent in weed or with a killer drum circle, so they might think ANY rent is high.
Nora Dierdre
...Awesome. Also, HILARIOUS.
Steph L.
To be fair, you *might* be able to pay your rent that way in Northside, too. But we own, so the bank wants cold hard cash instead of bong hits.
Elections update in Natter:
Gudanov: Seems like Trump is not going to get enough delegates to get the nomination on the first ballet.
dcp: The nomination process has sure changed.....
Gudanov: Yeah. It's all dance-offs now.
Steph L.: I fucking LOVE this country, man!
Heh, missed that in Natter but it's taking me to a Guardians of the Galaxy moment. I can see Trump doing a total Lee Pace at the concept.
Where's that Like button!?
In Natter.
Zenkitty
How do I find an arborist?
Gudanov
Shine a spotlight to the sky with the symbol of a tree?
Zenkitty
I tried that. All I got was this green dude and I think he was inappropriate with the local deer.
In Natter. Again.
Zenkitty
Weaselfuckers are everywhere. Watch your hindquarters, weasels.
Gudanov
Weaselfuckers is a figurative term, right? After piggate in the UK I'm just not sure anymore.
Pix
No weasels were harmed in the creation of this attraction.
In Fan Fiction:
P.M. Marc
Can someone remind me WHY WRITING? WHY THIS HOBBY?
Calli
To get them out of your head and onto the page/screen? (The page looked at the screen longingly. Could anyone so bright and beautiful ever return their feelings? 100,452 words, UST, coffee shop AU.)
Yet again, it is Zen, in the Natter, with the funny.
-t: Thunder and hail. Does that combo have a name?
Zenkitty: Thor's icy balls
In Natter, context be damned:
Steph: I can't even make a rage cheese plate, because all we have is colby-jack and American.