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Toddson - Aug 22, 2008 3:46:37 am PDT #9831 of 10000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Not funny but I wanted to put this somewhere it will be remembered; Connie Neil in Natter:

The Western mountains are rugged and majestic and gorgeous and dumb. They don't know what's coming to them. Sure, you can get lost in the wilderness, but they have no subtlety.

The Eastern mountains are old and canny and keep their secrets. You can hide in the shadows of the winding hollows and ridges and listen to the millenia of living things that have hidden there too. They look easy, but they're just waiting for someone to get stupid.

Ailleann - Aug 22, 2008 7:26:22 am PDT #9832 of 10000

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

connie neil in Bitches:

The day has that "Must throttle the next fool I meet" feel to it.

Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2008 7:46:53 am PDT #9833 of 10000

brillig

hey, I'm on a roll.

t looks down

kaiser, by the look of it.

SailAweigh - Aug 22, 2008 9:46:48 am PDT #9834 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Fay in Bitches:

I mean, when I was a kid/teenager I used to go to the library with a carrier bag tucked in my pocket. Biggest haul was 42 books, iirc. Which I returned in a mostly timely fashion - but as I got older, the promptness of the book-returning began to get, ah, less prompt. Yeah.

And then after a certain number of weeks it just gets very embarrassing, and my Run Away impulse kicks in.

So in the end I fled the country.

SuziQ - Aug 23, 2008 8:38:55 am PDT #9835 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Erin in Bitches

"Chickenhawk" scans older gay guy or Foghorn Leghorn to me, though.

"Son, I say, son -- you wanna fuck?"

Trudy Booth - Aug 23, 2008 4:50:05 pm PDT #9836 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Alibelle: Jobama did not send me an email, so I plan on voting for McCain. Dude, I want approximately seven homes too.

lori - Aug 24, 2008 7:21:51 am PDT #9837 of 10000

Alibelle in Natter:

Everyone's so naked and fit in the diving world, I'm kind of surprised that they're not all gay.

Pix - Aug 25, 2008 9:17:59 pm PDT #9838 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter (this just made me laugh and laugh):

Barb: I was proposed to in a bathroom.

Steph L: Don't brag.

Beverly - Aug 26, 2008 5:15:50 pm PDT #9839 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Sue, in Natter:

I think diving should be in the survival Olympics. You never know when you are going to have to do a 1 1/2 pike with 1 1/2 twists dive off a cliff to get away from marauding bears.

Barb: Or Brooke Shields.

Jessica - Aug 29, 2008 9:48:05 am PDT #9840 of 10000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amych sets us straight:

Get it straight, people! Metaphorical meltdowns call for punctuational hugs; literal meltdowns call for flickr sets!

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