Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Ailleann - Aug 22, 2008 7:26:22 am PDT #9832 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

connie neil in Bitches:

The day has that "Must throttle the next fool I meet" feel to it.


Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2008 7:46:53 am PDT #9833 of 10000
brillig

hey, I'm on a roll.

t looks down

kaiser, by the look of it.


SailAweigh - Aug 22, 2008 9:46:48 am PDT #9834 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Fay in Bitches:

I mean, when I was a kid/teenager I used to go to the library with a carrier bag tucked in my pocket. Biggest haul was 42 books, iirc. Which I returned in a mostly timely fashion - but as I got older, the promptness of the book-returning began to get, ah, less prompt. Yeah.

And then after a certain number of weeks it just gets very embarrassing, and my Run Away impulse kicks in.

So in the end I fled the country.


SuziQ - Aug 23, 2008 8:38:55 am PDT #9835 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Erin in Bitches

"Chickenhawk" scans older gay guy or Foghorn Leghorn to me, though.

"Son, I say, son -- you wanna fuck?"


Trudy Booth - Aug 23, 2008 4:50:05 pm PDT #9836 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Alibelle: Jobama did not send me an email, so I plan on voting for McCain. Dude, I want approximately seven homes too.


lori - Aug 24, 2008 7:21:51 am PDT #9837 of 10000

Alibelle in Natter:

Everyone's so naked and fit in the diving world, I'm kind of surprised that they're not all gay.


Pix - Aug 25, 2008 9:17:59 pm PDT #9838 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter (this just made me laugh and laugh):

Barb: I was proposed to in a bathroom.

Steph L: Don't brag.


Beverly - Aug 26, 2008 5:15:50 pm PDT #9839 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Sue, in Natter:

I think diving should be in the survival Olympics. You never know when you are going to have to do a 1 1/2 pike with 1 1/2 twists dive off a cliff to get away from marauding bears.

Barb: Or Brooke Shields.


Jessica - Aug 29, 2008 9:48:05 am PDT #9840 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amych sets us straight:

Get it straight, people! Metaphorical meltdowns call for punctuational hugs; literal meltdowns call for flickr sets!


Glamcookie - Sep 02, 2008 7:34:32 am PDT #9841 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Ginger in Natter:

"We Alaskans. We kill moose. We eat of the mooseburger. We have lots of sex and make babies."