Amych sets us straight:
Get it straight, people! Metaphorical meltdowns call for punctuational hugs; literal meltdowns call for flickr sets!
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Aug 29, 2008 9:48:05 am PDT #9840 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Glamcookie - Sep 02, 2008 7:34:32 am PDT #9841 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Ginger in Natter:
"We Alaskans. We kill moose. We eat of the mooseburger. We have lots of sex and make babies."
Cashmere - Sep 02, 2008 7:37:52 am PDT #9842 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
in Bitches
Laga:
Somewhere outside a child has been crying and shrieking, "it's not fair!" for the last five minutes.
Tom Scola:
The kid's right, if that's any consolation.
Toddson - Sep 03, 2008 1:19:47 pm PDT #9843 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
tommyrot: Theocrats to Pray for McCain's Death
Jessica: Oh god that's not an Onion article.
SailAweigh - Sep 03, 2008 6:11:14 pm PDT #9844 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter:
Hil R.:
John McCain is "The kind of man whose name you would find on war memorials in small towns across this country, only he came home"? What does that even mean?
amych:
He's a zombie.
Trudy Booth - Sep 04, 2008 5:53:19 am PDT #9845 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg: Although that kid getting off the bus resembles Owen strongly, that cannot be your baby. He's too old!
javachik - Sep 04, 2008 2:59:29 pm PDT #9846 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.
Calli:
She slashed education funding for special needs students in Alaska by more than half, but I guess it's different for her these days. Now she just needs to give birth to a gay child, a Jewish child, a poler bear cub, a wolf cub, a librarian, and a fully formed alternative energy advocate, and perhaps she'll take into consideration some other areas where her expressed attitudes have raised some concerns.
Pix - Sep 08, 2008 6:19:35 am PDT #9847 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
Sox: And the Internets tell me that my new computer is in fact a few miles from my house, and no longer in Shanghai, where it was languishing. Can I just say ohthankdog.
billytea: I felt exactly the same way after Wallybee's spousal visa was approved.
Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2008 9:14:18 am PDT #9848 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Amy: See, Madonna being 50 doesn't surprise me at all. Prince, maybe a little. MJ, though? I guess his Eternal Youth Plan worked pretty well on me.
Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2008 10:56:04 am PDT #9849 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sox: 30 minutes until a phone conference where I'm supposed to advise on a particular database product and interface. And no matter what I say, they're going to buy it anyway.
Sparky1: Obviously, OBVIOUSLY . . . you should use this opportunity to use your creative writing skills and prepare something along the lines of Jabberwocky!
Sox: twas brillig, and your vendor sucks...