Alibelle in Natter:
Everyone's so naked and fit in the diving world, I'm kind of surprised that they're not all gay.
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
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Alibelle in Natter:
Everyone's so naked and fit in the diving world, I'm kind of surprised that they're not all gay.
In Natter (this just made me laugh and laugh):
Barb: I was proposed to in a bathroom.
Steph L: Don't brag.
Sue, in Natter:
I think diving should be in the survival Olympics. You never know when you are going to have to do a 1 1/2 pike with 1 1/2 twists dive off a cliff to get away from marauding bears.
Barb: Or Brooke Shields.
Amych sets us straight:
Get it straight, people! Metaphorical meltdowns call for punctuational hugs; literal meltdowns call for flickr sets!
Ginger in Natter:
"We Alaskans. We kill moose. We eat of the mooseburger. We have lots of sex and make babies."
in Bitches
Laga:
Somewhere outside a child has been crying and shrieking, "it's not fair!" for the last five minutes.
Tom Scola:
The kid's right, if that's any consolation.
tommyrot: Theocrats to Pray for McCain's Death
Jessica: Oh god that's not an Onion article.
In Natter:
Hil R.:
John McCain is "The kind of man whose name you would find on war memorials in small towns across this country, only he came home"? What does that even mean?
amych:
He's a zombie.
sarameg: Although that kid getting off the bus resembles Owen strongly, that cannot be your baby. He's too old!
Calli:
She slashed education funding for special needs students in Alaska by more than half, but I guess it's different for her these days. Now she just needs to give birth to a gay child, a Jewish child, a poler bear cub, a wolf cub, a librarian, and a fully formed alternative energy advocate, and perhaps she'll take into consideration some other areas where her expressed attitudes have raised some concerns.