Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.


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P.M. Marc - Feb 27, 2003 9:39:05 pm PST #1 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

But I think Aimee is marrying MEMEMEME.

Cart us both.


t /natter.

esse - Sep 17, 2002 7:52:57 pm PDT #2 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And lo, the snark flies at the Phoenix:

Cabil: And behold, there was the Bitches.

And Spike saw it was good..

Elena - Sep 17, 2002 8:36:12 pm PDT #3 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Steph: (talking about a pain in her chest) Well, it is in the general boob region.

Billytea: One of her boobs got promoted? Dang, that could cause unrest. Her entire torso could fall under the heavy hand of a junta.

Rebecca Lizard - Sep 17, 2002 8:45:01 pm PDT #4 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

lori: Only if the hand is dressed in pink gingham.

lori - Sep 17, 2002 8:46:07 pm PDT #5 of 10000

msbelle: WX dying is the funniest thing ever.

Emily: Okay, now I'm starting to feel sorry for WX. Stop me before I anthropomorphize again!

Wait, don't. My anthropomorphizing will probably feel rejected.

Jen - Sep 17, 2002 9:34:47 pm PDT #6 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Victor, in Literary:

It was kind of like that famous question, "If you were trapped on a desert island, what book would you want to have with you," only, if you were ever really trapped on a desert island, you'd probably get stuck with, like, Danielle Steel or something. I mean, what are the odds that you'd have the Norton Anthology of World Masterpieces? You'd get cruise ship deck reading trash.

Jessica - Sep 17, 2002 9:35:35 pm PDT #7 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Alibelle: Hi Lori! I'm so happy to hear that you're not above getting lost because if you'll notice the pattern, it's never ME that gets's the people around me. FOR THE RECORD.

billytea: It's just like Volvo drivers, isn't it? They never have accidents, but they see lots...

Alibelle: That's right. I'm like the Volvo of passengers. But I come with HOV lane privileges. Consider it a gift with purchase.

Nilly - Sep 18, 2002 4:07:14 am PDT #8 of 10000

Allyson in the "Buffy" thread:

I think I threatened ita's life during last season's finale. I think her cell rang during a scene and I actually threatened her life.

This is how seriously I take Buffy. ita could kill me 8 different ways with only her eyelash and a spec of lint, and I think I threatened to beat her to death.


Even dissatisfying Buffy is worth certain death, I suppose.

And billytea, in the same thread, for the image it left in my mind:

Takes one last look around. Saddles giant frog, hops off into sunset.

Jessica - Sep 18, 2002 7:38:19 am PDT #9 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

ALLYSON: It's wonderful to be loved. And I never cried about breaking the yellow crayon, though. I just pocketed it and melted it back together on the radiator. Willow was a wimp.

DXMachina - Sep 18, 2002 8:17:56 am PDT #10 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.


Happy Birthday Erika! I was gonna get you a new board, but then ita said that's what she was getting you, so...

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