Las Bitches habla espanol, sort of.
vw bug: El cerebro está a punto de estallar
Frankenbuddha: The brain is a pint of Stella Artoir?
Steph L: Mmm. El nom el nom el nom.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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smonster - Aug 13, 2008 5:34:29 am PDT #9821 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
SailAweigh - Aug 13, 2008 6:20:57 am PDT #9822 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
WindSparrow in Bitches:
After you see so many AFLAC commercials, any excuse for flaming duck is a good one.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 15, 2008 5:52:54 am PDT #9823 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Calli in natter, after Kat had an incident with a tree and her car:
Those yard trees are getting vicious! I'm sorry they've turned on you, Kat. I hope you and your car weren't hurt too badly. Maybe you could leave a ream of paper next to the tree's trunk as a warning?
aurelia - Aug 15, 2008 6:42:34 am PDT #9824 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
In Natter
tommyrot: So, I was just sitting in my chair, leaning back, when the chair just continued to lean further and further back. Sorta' like I was falling backwards, but a little slower than falling. It leaned all the way back (more than 90 degrees) until the headrest hit the floor.
Diagnosis: Metal fatigue led to the metal that holds the chair up to tear away, allowing the remaining metal to fold over....
Nilly: tom, so you didn't fall down or anything, right?
tommyrot: Nope. It was slow enough that I could reach over and try to stop it. Which didn't work anyway. So I ended up on the floor on my back, on top of a broken chair....
Nilly, is your computer treating you any better?
Nilly: Better than your chair, thanks for asking.
Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2008 11:24:15 am PDT #9825 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: OK- I seem to have hit some gayboy highschool jackpot on facebook and now I have 7 more friends! I am beginning to realize my lack of any sort of dating in high school/college was due to the fact that I didn't actually know any straight male people.
Vortex - Aug 19, 2008 5:16:57 am PDT #9826 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Omnis
I kept asking folks where the nearest bell tower is, since it seems historically speaking, Texans do that kinda thing, but nobody would tell me where one is.
Billytea
I have to say, I'm impressed that you're making the effort to fit in.
SailAweigh - Aug 19, 2008 5:23:53 am PDT #9827 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter:
Alibelle
Still...who was the first dude to figure that out, that it's possible to even do?
Ginger
"Geheald mīn bēor. Wearda!"
("Hold my beer. Watch this!")
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2008 2:07:01 pm PDT #9828 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter 60:
Perkins: FCM: Radar O'Riley, Barney Fife, Gomer Pyle
P. M Marcontell: C self off cliff.
smonster - Aug 20, 2008 5:15:09 am PDT #9829 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches:
omnis_audis: ::links to poll:: "should we remove 'in god we trust' from our currency?"
billytea: Maybe they'll replace it with "Now watch this drive".
calli: Given the way the US dollar has held up lately, I'd go with, "Now watch this dive."
WindSparrow: I remember having a conversation with my dad about the fact that the currency was no longer based on the gold standard, what was it based on. He got out a bill of some denomination, pointed and said, "Why do you think they put, 'In God we trust' on it?"
Miracleman: No wonder our economy's in the shitter. You can't walk into a church and demand a dollar's worth of God.
You wouldn't get good value for the money anyway.
Jessica - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:38 am PDT #9830 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Metaphysical musings in Natter:
Tommyrot: I'm wondering - if our pets go to heaven, how about all the animals I ate? Maybe in heaven I'll run into a cow who'll say, "Dude. You ate me." And I'll be all, "Sorry. But I was hungry. And if it makes you feel any better, you were very tasty."