'Beneath You'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fay in Bitches:
I mean, when I was a kid/teenager I used to go to the library with a carrier bag tucked in my pocket. Biggest haul was 42 books, iirc. Which I returned in a mostly timely fashion - but as I got older, the promptness of the book-returning began to get, ah, less prompt. Yeah.
And then after a certain number of weeks it just gets very embarrassing, and my Run Away impulse kicks in.
So in the end I fled the country.
Erin in Bitches
"Chickenhawk" scans older gay guy or Foghorn Leghorn to me, though.
"Son, I say, son -- you wanna fuck?"
Alibelle: Jobama did not send me an email, so I plan on voting for McCain. Dude, I want approximately seven homes too.
Alibelle in Natter:
Everyone's so naked and fit in the diving world, I'm kind of surprised that they're not all gay.
In Natter (this just made me laugh and laugh):
Barb: I was proposed to in a bathroom.
Steph L: Don't brag.
Sue, in Natter:
I think diving should be in the survival Olympics. You never know when you are going to have to do a 1 1/2 pike with 1 1/2 twists dive off a cliff to get away from marauding bears.
Barb: Or Brooke Shields.
Amych sets us straight:
Get it straight, people! Metaphorical meltdowns call for punctuational hugs; literal meltdowns call for flickr sets!
Ginger in Natter:
"We Alaskans. We kill moose. We eat of the mooseburger. We have lots of sex and make babies."
in Bitches
Laga:
Somewhere outside a child has been crying and shrieking, "it's not fair!" for the last five minutes.
Tom Scola:
The kid's right, if that's any consolation.
tommyrot: Theocrats to Pray for McCain's Death
Jessica: Oh god that's not an Onion article.