Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


SuziQ - Aug 23, 2008 8:38:55 am PDT #9835 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Erin in Bitches

"Chickenhawk" scans older gay guy or Foghorn Leghorn to me, though.

"Son, I say, son -- you wanna fuck?"


Trudy Booth - Aug 23, 2008 4:50:05 pm PDT #9836 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Alibelle: Jobama did not send me an email, so I plan on voting for McCain. Dude, I want approximately seven homes too.


lori - Aug 24, 2008 7:21:51 am PDT #9837 of 10000

Alibelle in Natter:

Everyone's so naked and fit in the diving world, I'm kind of surprised that they're not all gay.


Pix - Aug 25, 2008 9:17:59 pm PDT #9838 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter (this just made me laugh and laugh):

Barb: I was proposed to in a bathroom.

Steph L: Don't brag.


Beverly - Aug 26, 2008 5:15:50 pm PDT #9839 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Sue, in Natter:

I think diving should be in the survival Olympics. You never know when you are going to have to do a 1 1/2 pike with 1 1/2 twists dive off a cliff to get away from marauding bears.

Barb: Or Brooke Shields.


Jessica - Aug 29, 2008 9:48:05 am PDT #9840 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amych sets us straight:

Get it straight, people! Metaphorical meltdowns call for punctuational hugs; literal meltdowns call for flickr sets!


Glamcookie - Sep 02, 2008 7:34:32 am PDT #9841 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Ginger in Natter:

"We Alaskans. We kill moose. We eat of the mooseburger. We have lots of sex and make babies."


Cashmere - Sep 02, 2008 7:37:52 am PDT #9842 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

in Bitches

Laga:

Somewhere outside a child has been crying and shrieking, "it's not fair!" for the last five minutes.

Tom Scola:

The kid's right, if that's any consolation.


Toddson - Sep 03, 2008 1:19:47 pm PDT #9843 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

tommyrot: Theocrats to Pray for McCain's Death

Jessica: Oh god that's not an Onion article.


SailAweigh - Sep 03, 2008 6:11:14 pm PDT #9844 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Natter:

Hil R.:

John McCain is "The kind of man whose name you would find on war memorials in small towns across this country, only he came home"? What does that even mean?

amych:

He's a zombie.