In Natter:
Alibelle
Still...who was the first dude to figure that out, that it's possible to even do?
Ginger
"Geheald mīn bēor. Wearda!"
("Hold my beer. Watch this!")
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
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SailAweigh - Aug 19, 2008 5:23:53 am PDT #9827 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2008 2:07:01 pm PDT #9828 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter 60:
Perkins: FCM: Radar O'Riley, Barney Fife, Gomer Pyle
P. M Marcontell: C self off cliff.
smonster - Aug 20, 2008 5:15:09 am PDT #9829 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches:
omnis_audis: ::links to poll:: "should we remove 'in god we trust' from our currency?"
billytea: Maybe they'll replace it with "Now watch this drive".
calli: Given the way the US dollar has held up lately, I'd go with, "Now watch this dive."
WindSparrow: I remember having a conversation with my dad about the fact that the currency was no longer based on the gold standard, what was it based on. He got out a bill of some denomination, pointed and said, "Why do you think they put, 'In God we trust' on it?"
Miracleman: No wonder our economy's in the shitter. You can't walk into a church and demand a dollar's worth of God.
You wouldn't get good value for the money anyway.
Jessica - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:38 am PDT #9830 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Metaphysical musings in Natter:
Tommyrot: I'm wondering - if our pets go to heaven, how about all the animals I ate? Maybe in heaven I'll run into a cow who'll say, "Dude. You ate me." And I'll be all, "Sorry. But I was hungry. And if it makes you feel any better, you were very tasty."
Toddson - Aug 22, 2008 3:46:37 am PDT #9831 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Not funny but I wanted to put this somewhere it will be remembered; Connie Neil in Natter:
The Western mountains are rugged and majestic and gorgeous and dumb. They don't know what's coming to them. Sure, you can get lost in the wilderness, but they have no subtlety.
The Eastern mountains are old and canny and keep their secrets. You can hide in the shadows of the winding hollows and ridges and listen to the millenia of living things that have hidden there too. They look easy, but they're just waiting for someone to get stupid.
Ailleann - Aug 22, 2008 7:26:22 am PDT #9832 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
connie neil in Bitches:
The day has that "Must throttle the next fool I meet" feel to it.
Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2008 7:46:53 am PDT #9833 of 10000
brillig
hey, I'm on a roll.
t looks down
kaiser, by the look of it.
SailAweigh - Aug 22, 2008 9:46:48 am PDT #9834 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Fay in Bitches:
I mean, when I was a kid/teenager I used to go to the library with a carrier bag tucked in my pocket. Biggest haul was 42 books, iirc. Which I returned in a mostly timely fashion - but as I got older, the promptness of the book-returning began to get, ah, less prompt. Yeah.
And then after a certain number of weeks it just gets very embarrassing, and my Run Away impulse kicks in.
So in the end I fled the country.
SuziQ - Aug 23, 2008 8:38:55 am PDT #9835 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Erin in Bitches
"Chickenhawk" scans older gay guy or Foghorn Leghorn to me, though.
"Son, I say, son -- you wanna fuck?"
Trudy Booth - Aug 23, 2008 4:50:05 pm PDT #9836 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Alibelle: Jobama did not send me an email, so I plan on voting for McCain. Dude, I want approximately seven homes too.