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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 7:05:08 pm PST #973 of 10000
Not javachik

billytea in Lit:

Other phrases you're unlikely to come across in a sex scene in a romance novel:

  • Screech
  • Three-speed setting
  • Hooker
  • Baby got back
  • Henry Kissinger
  • Grunties
  • 'Can I bring a friend?'
  • Tiny
  • Wombles

If someone can edit to make a list, please do. When I try, the list is double-spaced.done

Theodosia - Nov 21, 2002 7:13:29 pm PST #974 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Someone quoted one of the Secret Diaries (Sauron):

Day Three Million Sixteen:

Wonder if Saruman becoming somewhat deaf? Told him I was hoping we could delineate boundaries of relationship, instead he defoliated Isengard.

And in response, DXMachina said:

Sounds like Sauron needs a digital palantir.

Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 8:02:56 pm PST #975 of 10000
Not javachik

Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.

Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 8:03:30 pm PST #976 of 10000
Not javachik

PMM: Maoist is one letter off of moist.

Daisy Jane - Nov 21, 2002 8:06:27 pm PST #977 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.

I'll have to let Dad know somebody thought his little joke was funny.

DXMachina - Nov 21, 2002 8:13:35 pm PST #978 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Victor Infante -

Oh, and saw the new Harry Potter. It's fun. Branaugh is perfect, but he knew that.

Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2002 11:03:02 pm PST #979 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Katefate (during a discussion of contemporary feminism): Why no, I'm not bitter, because that would be unattractive.

Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2002 12:01:41 am PST #980 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

John H: Of course, one of the things in our seminar which was very strongly emphasised was that people should not attempt to make real-life meetings with other people they meet online. That was certainly going to end in trouble...

Anne W: Or at least TOO MUCH CANDY.

Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2002 1:01:38 am PST #981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: No! If you were dying, I would say don't renew your magazine subscriptions.

Katie M - Nov 22, 2002 9:52:29 am PST #982 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Jess PMoon in Buffy, RE Capalert:

CAP: Nor the Rock-solid investigation standards.

JESS: The show the film to baby Jesus and see if he cries?

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