'Bushwhacked'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
John H: Of course, one of the things in our seminar which was very strongly emphasised was that people should not attempt to make real-life meetings with other people they meet online. That was certainly going to end in trouble...
Anne W: Or at least TOO MUCH CANDY.
erikaj: No! If you were dying, I would say don't renew your magazine subscriptions.
Jess PMoon in Buffy, RE Capalert:
CAP: Nor the Rock-solid investigation standards.
JESS: The show the film to baby Jesus and see if he cries?
From, believe it or not, Literary Buffistas
Jim Eaton-Terry: I note no-one has used the word "engorged" yet. Shame.
PMM: His proud, engorged manhood jutted from its nest of crisp, dark curls. Eugenie blanched. Surely there was no part of her that could fit such a thing! If only the nuns had told her more of what to expect on this, her wedding night. Trembling, she shrunk back against the magnificent feather bed, so different from the pallet of straw she had been used to during her time at the convent. It's magnificence was as imposing as Ralf's staff, and overwhelmed, she began to weep copious, bewildered tears.
scrappy in Natter:
We were captioning a Rob Nelson Show about gang members a couple weeks ago and one of the guests said "y'know what I'm saying" 11 times in one sentence. It wasn't even a long sentence. It was so egregious, the captioner had the whole office gather around to watch the clip in awe.
Jess PMoon, on getting a One Ring replica holiday presents:
My worry is that one of my relatives will think it would make a great gift for a Tolkien geek like me, and then I'll have to find a way of asking for time off work so that I can go destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
Kathy Astrom:
"Do you have a burning sensation in your vagina? If you do, then you, too, may be the Dark Lord! Come to our specialists here at Elrond's House O' Healing, where our diagnosticians can test for incipient wraithness. Our staff is professional, discreet, and can provide companions for any long-distance journeys you may have to undertake for final treatment."
Allyson, on the CAPalert reviewer:
He has no time for context, he is too busy counting swear words. He's like god's rainman.
Typo Boy, on interpersonal relationships:
just because someone's leg occasionally comes off in your hand is no reason to stop pulling.
Elena:
Surprisingly, when you misstype 'buffistas.org' as 'buTTFistas.org', you don't get sent to a naughty place.