Jess PMoon in Buffy, RE Capalert:
CAP: Nor the Rock-solid investigation standards.
JESS: The show the film to baby Jesus and see if he cries?
What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Katie M - Nov 22, 2002 9:52:29 am PST #982 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Betsy HP - Nov 22, 2002 9:57:28 am PST #983 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
From, believe it or not, Literary Buffistas
Jim Eaton-Terry: I note no-one has used the word "engorged" yet. Shame.
PMM: His proud, engorged manhood jutted from its nest of crisp, dark curls. Eugenie blanched. Surely there was no part of her that could fit such a thing! If only the nuns had told her more of what to expect on this, her wedding night. Trembling, she shrunk back against the magnificent feather bed, so different from the pallet of straw she had been used to during her time at the convent. It's magnificence was as imposing as Ralf's staff, and overwhelmed, she began to weep copious, bewildered tears.
lori - Nov 22, 2002 10:13:12 am PST #984 of 10000
scrappy in Natter:
We were captioning a Rob Nelson Show about gang members a couple weeks ago and one of the guests said "y'know what I'm saying" 11 times in one sentence. It wasn't even a long sentence. It was so egregious, the captioner had the whole office gather around to watch the clip in awe.
Theodosia - Nov 22, 2002 10:36:41 am PST #985 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jess PMoon, on getting a One Ring replica holiday presents:
My worry is that one of my relatives will think it would make a great gift for a Tolkien geek like me, and then I'll have to find a way of asking for time off work so that I can go destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
Jessica - Nov 22, 2002 12:02:04 pm PST #986 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Kathy Astrom:
"Do you have a burning sensation in your vagina? If you do, then you, too, may be the Dark Lord! Come to our specialists here at Elrond's House O' Healing, where our diagnosticians can test for incipient wraithness. Our staff is professional, discreet, and can provide companions for any long-distance journeys you may have to undertake for final treatment."
Theodosia - Nov 22, 2002 4:29:23 pm PST #987 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Allyson, on the CAPalert reviewer:
He has no time for context, he is too busy counting swear words. He's like god's rainman.
Theodosia - Nov 22, 2002 4:43:36 pm PST #988 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Typo Boy, on interpersonal relationships:
just because someone's leg occasionally comes off in your hand is no reason to stop pulling.
Theodosia - Nov 22, 2002 6:43:04 pm PST #989 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Elena:
Surprisingly, when you misstype 'buffistas.org' as 'buTTFistas.org', you don't get sent to a naughty place.
Holli - Nov 22, 2002 8:55:56 pm PST #990 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
In Natter:
Allyson:I wish there was a sort of Big Brother/Big Sister program for people like QPB that have no gay friends. Once a week, a Big Gay Stud or Lynn Breedlove-like Lesbian would come over and take him out for coffee, so that he can develop gaydar, and maybe some fashion sense.
Lori: Sounds like a faaaabulous program, Allyson.
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 22, 2002 9:50:26 pm PST #991 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Can I sign up some people for that program? Stat?
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PMM:The ice cream and handcuffs have nothing to do with kink!
Just comfort.
askyle: I don't know, I think it's kinda kinky to handcuff your ice cream.