PMM: Maoist is one letter off of moist.
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.
I'll have to let Dad know somebody thought his little joke was funny.
Victor Infante -
Oh, and saw the new Harry Potter. It's fun. Branaugh is perfect, but he knew that.
Katefate (during a discussion of contemporary feminism): Why no, I'm not bitter, because that would be unattractive.
John H: Of course, one of the things in our seminar which was very strongly emphasised was that people should not attempt to make real-life meetings with other people they meet online. That was certainly going to end in trouble...
Anne W: Or at least TOO MUCH CANDY.
erikaj: No! If you were dying, I would say don't renew your magazine subscriptions.
Jess PMoon in Buffy, RE Capalert:
CAP: Nor the Rock-solid investigation standards.
JESS: The show the film to baby Jesus and see if he cries?
From, believe it or not, Literary Buffistas
Jim Eaton-Terry: I note no-one has used the word "engorged" yet. Shame.
PMM: His proud, engorged manhood jutted from its nest of crisp, dark curls. Eugenie blanched. Surely there was no part of her that could fit such a thing! If only the nuns had told her more of what to expect on this, her wedding night. Trembling, she shrunk back against the magnificent feather bed, so different from the pallet of straw she had been used to during her time at the convent. It's magnificence was as imposing as Ralf's staff, and overwhelmed, she began to weep copious, bewildered tears.
scrappy in Natter:
We were captioning a Rob Nelson Show about gang members a couple weeks ago and one of the guests said "y'know what I'm saying" 11 times in one sentence. It wasn't even a long sentence. It was so egregious, the captioner had the whole office gather around to watch the clip in awe.
Jess PMoon, on getting a One Ring replica holiday presents:
My worry is that one of my relatives will think it would make a great gift for a Tolkien geek like me, and then I'll have to find a way of asking for time off work so that I can go destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.