erikaj: No! If you were dying, I would say don't renew your magazine subscriptions.
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jess PMoon in Buffy, RE Capalert:
CAP: Nor the Rock-solid investigation standards.
JESS: The show the film to baby Jesus and see if he cries?
From, believe it or not, Literary Buffistas
Jim Eaton-Terry: I note no-one has used the word "engorged" yet. Shame.
PMM: His proud, engorged manhood jutted from its nest of crisp, dark curls. Eugenie blanched. Surely there was no part of her that could fit such a thing! If only the nuns had told her more of what to expect on this, her wedding night. Trembling, she shrunk back against the magnificent feather bed, so different from the pallet of straw she had been used to during her time at the convent. It's magnificence was as imposing as Ralf's staff, and overwhelmed, she began to weep copious, bewildered tears.
scrappy in Natter:
We were captioning a Rob Nelson Show about gang members a couple weeks ago and one of the guests said "y'know what I'm saying" 11 times in one sentence. It wasn't even a long sentence. It was so egregious, the captioner had the whole office gather around to watch the clip in awe.
Jess PMoon, on getting a One Ring replica holiday presents:
My worry is that one of my relatives will think it would make a great gift for a Tolkien geek like me, and then I'll have to find a way of asking for time off work so that I can go destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
Kathy Astrom:
"Do you have a burning sensation in your vagina? If you do, then you, too, may be the Dark Lord! Come to our specialists here at Elrond's House O' Healing, where our diagnosticians can test for incipient wraithness. Our staff is professional, discreet, and can provide companions for any long-distance journeys you may have to undertake for final treatment."
Allyson, on the CAPalert reviewer:
He has no time for context, he is too busy counting swear words. He's like god's rainman.
Typo Boy, on interpersonal relationships:
just because someone's leg occasionally comes off in your hand is no reason to stop pulling.
Elena:
Surprisingly, when you misstype 'buffistas.org' as 'buTTFistas.org', you don't get sent to a naughty place.
In Natter:
Allyson:I wish there was a sort of Big Brother/Big Sister program for people like QPB that have no gay friends. Once a week, a Big Gay Stud or Lynn Breedlove-like Lesbian would come over and take him out for coffee, so that he can develop gaydar, and maybe some fashion sense.
Lori: Sounds like a faaaabulous program, Allyson.